Egiam
2008-11-18, 02:48 PM
Use this thread to post commical DND situations.
So here's mine:
I was DM'n an asian flavor one shot 2nd lvl adventure with a ninja and everything. The characters were on their way to this ancient temple (wow, so original) being chased by the orckin (half orc raiders) with katanas (its a long story). They were about a day ahead when they were stopped by a raging river. The P.C.s decided to look for a bridge. Nine minutes later I was describing a classic rickety wood-and-rope bridge swaying in the wind. They started bickering about whether to throw a rock on it to test its strength or something. The halfling bard thought this was really stupid and ran across, saying "Ta-da! Lets get going!". The Elf ninja then says "I shall go ahead of my companions". He weighs more than the halfing, I roll on my homebrew chart, and the bridge collapses. The Human samurai then proclaims "I shall save my companion!" and dives into the river. The athletic ninja skill monkey easily swims to the other side, while the samurai in heavy armor is carryed down the river. By this time the bard is laughing his head of :smallbiggrin:. The samurai goes down three waterfalls, going down to 2 HP before the ninja rolls a natural 18 on his use rope check to throw him a rope. :smallbiggrin:
So here's mine:
I was DM'n an asian flavor one shot 2nd lvl adventure with a ninja and everything. The characters were on their way to this ancient temple (wow, so original) being chased by the orckin (half orc raiders) with katanas (its a long story). They were about a day ahead when they were stopped by a raging river. The P.C.s decided to look for a bridge. Nine minutes later I was describing a classic rickety wood-and-rope bridge swaying in the wind. They started bickering about whether to throw a rock on it to test its strength or something. The halfling bard thought this was really stupid and ran across, saying "Ta-da! Lets get going!". The Elf ninja then says "I shall go ahead of my companions". He weighs more than the halfing, I roll on my homebrew chart, and the bridge collapses. The Human samurai then proclaims "I shall save my companion!" and dives into the river. The athletic ninja skill monkey easily swims to the other side, while the samurai in heavy armor is carryed down the river. By this time the bard is laughing his head of :smallbiggrin:. The samurai goes down three waterfalls, going down to 2 HP before the ninja rolls a natural 18 on his use rope check to throw him a rope. :smallbiggrin: