AslanCross
2008-11-27, 10:04 AM
Some of these don't make sense out of context. Actually, even in context, they don't make sense.
I'll start with some gold from today's session. The regular Wizard player couldn't come, so someone had to sub for him. This guy has some strange issues, but he can play the Wizard well, so we got him.
<Wizard> They're like the united colors of the rainbow!
<Wizard> I'm not just any elf! I'm a MOON ELF!
<Wizard, to female Rogue> Yours is a shortbow, right? My bow is longer than yours. <--- :smallsigh:
The Wizard scored some kills with his bow, which he doesn't usually use. He celebrates a little when the encounter ends. By doing moves from Hip-hop Abs. (Don't ask why. I can't understand myself. :smallsigh: ) The Rogue watches his ridiculous posturing. Even weirder, the Rogue is supposed to have a crush on the Wizard.
<Rogue, regarding Wizard> Those aren't abs! Those are ribs!
Not anymore, apparently.
Allied soldier commander reprimands party for wrecking trebuchets they were supposed to capture. Wizard begins to whine pathetically.
<Rogue, again about Wizard> Forgive him. He lacks tact. And abs.
I'll start with some gold from today's session. The regular Wizard player couldn't come, so someone had to sub for him. This guy has some strange issues, but he can play the Wizard well, so we got him.
<Wizard> They're like the united colors of the rainbow!
<Wizard> I'm not just any elf! I'm a MOON ELF!
<Wizard, to female Rogue> Yours is a shortbow, right? My bow is longer than yours. <--- :smallsigh:
The Wizard scored some kills with his bow, which he doesn't usually use. He celebrates a little when the encounter ends. By doing moves from Hip-hop Abs. (Don't ask why. I can't understand myself. :smallsigh: ) The Rogue watches his ridiculous posturing. Even weirder, the Rogue is supposed to have a crush on the Wizard.
<Rogue, regarding Wizard> Those aren't abs! Those are ribs!
Not anymore, apparently.
Allied soldier commander reprimands party for wrecking trebuchets they were supposed to capture. Wizard begins to whine pathetically.
<Rogue, again about Wizard> Forgive him. He lacks tact. And abs.