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[Mike62]

GREYSKY THIEVES GUILD NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS
Rapid promotion possibilities exist
Many top managerial posts now vacant

[ZiggyGuy]

I was thinking the same, the Guild is running low on personal right now. ^^

[Latch]

"How would you like to gain great promotional opportunities in an already well-established organization?

Join the Greysky Thieves' Guild!!!

No entry requirements*
Great opportunities for promotion and raises
And with only a 50% cut to your profits**!

If you wish to join, report to Thieves' Guild HQ in Greysky City***."

*Anymore.
**Although in a few minutes this may be YOUR 50% of EVERYBODY ELSE'S profit!
***Or, if you can, Blind Old Pete's house. Just follow the noise.

[King of Nowhere]

Tose poor guys of the local police will run out of money, there will be no one left to bribe them!
Common thieves will take over the city, since there is nobody left to kill them as they appear!
No one will offer protection to the merchants anymore!

Be good. Save the thieves' guild.

[Hydro Globus]

Tose poor guys of the local police will run out of money, there will be no one left to bribe them!
Common thieves will take over the city, since there is nobody left to kill them as they appear!
No one will offer protection to the merchants anymore!

Be good. Save the thieves' guild.

Now that's the strangest social advertisment (or what's the correct name...) I've ever read... :)

[Warlord JK]

"How would you like to gain great promotional opportunities in an already well-established organization?

Join the Greysky Thieves' Guild!!!

No entry requirements*
Great opportunities for promotion and raises
And with only a 50% cut to your profits**!

If you wish to join, report to Thieves' Guild HQ in Greysky City***."

*Anymore.
**Although in a few minutes this may be YOUR 50% of EVERYBODY ELSE'S profit!
***Or, if you can, Blind Old Pete's house. Just follow the noise.

(Arrives at Old Blind Pete's house and sees Belkar)
Me: Hello Halfling, I'm here to apply to the Thieve's Guild.
Belkar: Sure, just read the application requirements on my knife. Your going to have to bend down real close to the tip of the blade (rolls Natural 20 on Bluff Check)
Me: Oh ok (Bends down real close).
Belkar stabs me in the eyes and then eviscreates me.

[Latch]

@Warlord:

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking.:smallamused:

[Liwen]

Now that's the strangest social advertisment (or what's the correct name...) I've ever read... :)

Seconded, but you know the worst?

IT MAKES SENSE!!!

This world is but the incarnation of madness and picklesobia!