Funny Moments In D&D

[Leliel]

Since the other thread died, I'll start a new one.

During a game, my friend, who was playing a parody of the sterotypical stick-up-the-ass paladin of Pelor, accused the local high priest of the Raven Queen of being evil in this exchange:

Friend: "But you worship a death god! I can tell you are evil by the human blood that stains your altar!"

High Priest: "H-h-hu-human!? That's goat blood, you self-righteous sunburn!"

He shut up after that.

[kopout]

at level one we killed a mind flayer. 3 of them in fact, proving that a minor buffing class with high dex, a vanhelsing stile repeating crossbow, and a generic fighter is an awesome combination :smallbiggrin:

[kopout]

bump:smallconfused:

[Hzurr]

You really shouldn't bump just for the sake of bumping. We went through a large number of these threads not too long ago, so you have to give people a chance to experience some new funny moments. :smallbiggrin: