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newbDM
2008-12-02, 12:40 AM
Not only that, he OKed the Field Chef from Bride of Portable Hole (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=2544&it=1&filters=0_0_0&free=1). Oh, and it is a Kobolds ate my Baby (http://www.koboldsatemybaby.com/) themed kobold with rogue levels...


So, thoughts on this?

What should I do with this insane little guy? Don't even have a clue what to do for his skills.


Should I feel sorry for my party members?

Sstoopidtallkid
2008-12-02, 12:43 AM
Not only that, he OKed the Field Chef from Bride of Portable Hole (http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=2544&it=1&filters=0_0_0&free=1). Oh, and it is a Kobolds ate my Baby (http://www.koboldsatemybaby.com/) themed kobold with rogue levels...


So, thoughts on this?

What should I do with this insane little guy? Don't even have a clue what to do for his skills.


Should I feel sorry for my party members?Spend a feat on Weapon Proficiency:Chicken, take Craven, and deal massive damage with thrown chickens.

SurlySeraph
2008-12-02, 12:46 AM
If possible, also take levels in Master Thrower and/or Bloodstorm Blade for flurries of chickens.

Khosan
2008-12-02, 12:51 AM
Find a way to enchant them with flaming burst.

KKL
2008-12-02, 01:08 AM
Get a bag of rice. This should be self-explanatory.

turkishproverb
2008-12-02, 01:10 AM
so thats why you were making those miniatures.

Talic
2008-12-02, 01:29 AM
80 daggers.

Quick Draw.

Greater Consumptive Field.

???

Profit!!!

BobVosh
2008-12-02, 01:31 AM
Flood every dungeon with chickens. Invent chicken-chucks. Wear a chicken head from GTA cluckin' bell.

Open a chicken chain restaurant. Kill some chickens and use shrink item+permancy traps to make a chain of chicken plushies called Hello Chickie.

Declare yourself a chick magnet.

Magnor Criol
2008-12-02, 01:36 AM
Not having a subscription to Dragon Magazine, I must profess ignorance.

What does the Chicken Infested flaw entail?

Masses of chickens, from the sound if it...

newbDM
2008-12-02, 01:38 AM
Spend a feat on Weapon Proficiency:Chicken, take Craven, and deal massive damage with thrown chickens.

Dude, you're brilliant.

I wonder if he will let it fly...



If possible, also take levels in Master Thrower and/or Bloodstorm Blade for flurries of chickens.

What source books are they in? v



Find a way to enchant them with flaming burst.

Any ideas how? :smallbiggrin:



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And I just got an idea. What if I took leadership, but filled my ranks with the chickens?


Also, I just made/updated his character sheet cover in case anyone is interested:


http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/celestialkin/19011fb7.png

KKL
2008-12-02, 01:50 AM
Not having a subscription to Dragon Magazine, I must profess ignorance.

What does the Chicken Infested flaw entail?

Masses of chickens, from the sound if it...

Commoner only flaw, 50% of what you draw out, take, wield, whatever, turns out to be chickens.

Sstoopidtallkid
2008-12-02, 01:51 AM
What source books are they in? vCWar and ToB, IIRC.

newbDM
2008-12-02, 01:54 AM
Get a bag of rice. This should be self-explanatory.

Sorry, not quite.



so thats why you were making those miniatures.

Nope. That was for Bock-Boock!!!, the demon lord(ess) of Chickens. :smallbiggrin:

Linkies:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91892
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92025http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92025



80 daggers.

Quick Draw.

Greater Consumptive Field.

???

Profit!!!

Sorry, but what is a Consumptive Field?



Flood every dungeon with chickens. Invent chicken-chucks. Wear a chicken head from GTA cluckin' bell.

Open a chicken chain restaurant. Kill some chickens and use shrink item+permancy traps to make a chain of chicken plushies called Hello Chickie.

Declare yourself a chick magnet.

http://forums.gleemax.com/images/smilies/roflmao.gif

I love you dude.



Not having a subscription to Dragon Magazine, I must profess ignorance.

What does the Chicken Infested flaw entail?

Masses of chickens, from the sound if it...

Every time you pull out a weapon or item, you have a 50% chance of getting a chicken instead.

I recently heard of it myself on a thread here a few days ago.

Sstoopidtallkid
2008-12-02, 01:58 AM
Bag of Rice because it makes birds explode(it doesn't, but your entire group probably will think it does).

Consumptive Field kills everything in the radius with little enough HP and gives you minor bonuses. Infinite Chickens=Infinite Bonuses.

Oracle_Hunter
2008-12-02, 02:06 AM
You have to take Quick Draw to allow for a large number of chickens as a free action. Here's how you do it:

(1) Keep a bag of very small pebbles on you; for the low strength, a backpack full of feathers or hair might be good. If you have a sharp DM, make sure the bag of stuff is made of things that can be called weapons.

(2) As a free action (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/feats.htm#quickDraw), draw an object and drop it. Half the time it will be a chicken.

(3) Since QD is a free action, keep doing it until you run out of stuff in the bag. To save on dice rolling, work out the probabilities and say that you have that many chickens.

Sstoopidtallkid
2008-12-02, 02:14 AM
You have to take Quick Draw to allow for a large number of chickens as a free action. Here's how you do it:

(1) Keep a bag of very small pebbles on you; for the low strength, a backpack full of feathers or hair might be good. If you have a sharp DM, make sure the bag of stuff is made of things that can be called weapons.

(2) As a free action (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/feats.htm#quickDraw), draw an object and drop it. Half the time it will be a chicken.

(3) Since QD is a free action, keep doing it until you run out of stuff in the bag. To save on dice rolling, work out the probabilities and say that you have that many chickens.Or have either a Quiver or a Spell Component Pouch.

KKL
2008-12-02, 02:17 AM
Sorry, not quite.

Pull grains of rice as a free action. Half of them will become chickens. Grains of rice are holy crap tiny. Dropping is a free action.

Pick up and drop grains of rice rapidly and summon a biblical flood of chicken.

Asbestos
2008-12-02, 02:18 AM
Bag of Rice because it makes birds explode(it doesn't, but your entire group probably will think it does).

Consumptive Field kills everything in the radius with little enough HP and gives you minor bonuses. Infinite Chickens=Infinite Bonuses.

I was thinking a bag of rice because its a bag of hundreds, or thousands, of items.

monty
2008-12-02, 02:22 AM
I was thinking a bag of rice because its a bag of hundreds, or thousands, of items.

Or a spell component pouch, which has arbitrary quantities of everything.

Keld Denar
2008-12-02, 02:23 AM
Go Warlock IMO, Com1/Warlock8 gets you a Lesser Invocation. The Dead Walk is the one you want. Some time before that, take Corpsecrafter and Destructive Retribution from Libris Mortis.

Now, try to draw forth an item, and if you get a chicken, shoot it with your EB and animate it with The Dead Walk. When you apply your feats to it, it explodes when it dies.

Make a ton of em, surround your foes. Have your mage friend drop a fireball on them. BOOM!!!!!!!

JeminiZero
2008-12-02, 02:38 AM
Search is your friend. This post (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4348855&postcount=27) describes using sheer chicken bulk to achieve crap.

This post (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4518275#post4518275) describes how to create a mad chicken bomber.

And there is a bunch of stuff (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81485) here.

mabriss lethe
2008-12-02, 03:02 AM
Go Warlock IMO, Com1/Warlock8 gets you a Lesser Invocation. The Dead Walk is the one you want. Some time before that, take Corpsecrafter and Destructive Retribution from Libris Mortis.

Now, try to draw forth an item, and if you get a chicken, shoot it with your EB and animate it with The Dead Walk. When you apply your feats to it, it explodes when it dies.

Make a ton of em, surround your foes. Have your mage friend drop a fireball on them. BOOM!!!!!!!

It'll be the rise of the WARCLUCK!!! (I've had so much fun unleashing the mayhem of this build in a joke game.)

Coidzor
2008-12-02, 03:15 AM
Is it bad that this thread is combining with that one thread where they were discussing how chickens were beloved by gruumsh(some guy around here has it in his sig about "death to the pink skins, freedom to the feathered ones, for their clucking pleases Gruumsh") and giving me the idea of an orc chicken BBEG?

JeminiZero
2008-12-02, 03:36 AM
Is it bad that this thread is combining with that one thread where they were discussing how chickens were beloved by gruumsh(some guy around here has it in his sig about "death to the pink skins, freedom to the feathered ones, for their clucking pleases Gruumsh") and giving me the idea of an orc chicken BBEG?

You mean this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5240745#post5240745)?

Heliomance
2008-12-02, 05:25 AM
Take VoP and go into Drunken Master for +4 Flaming Good-aligned chickens.