Potential T-shirt, need witty slogan

[evisiron]

Hi.

I am planning to have a Tshirt made as part of my girlfriends Christmas present, based on a DnD game we had.

The signature moment of this campaign, and I believe it was my girlfriends favourite moment, was when she was swallowed whole by a T-Rex. She then cast Blade Barrier (I think) which tore the T Rex apart from the inside out, allowing her to jump free. The damage basically made the T-rex explode.

The Tshirt will show this and have a line at the bottom. Current ideas include:
"I blade-xploded a Tyrannosaurus Rex once!"
"I blade-aploded a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and all I got was this shirt.
It was still totally awesome."

Any ideas?

PS: Many thanks to Serpentine, who is lending me her awesome OOTS style art skills. :smallbiggrin:

[DrizztFan24]

"The Good, Bad, and the exploding dinosaur."

"I blew it up with my sword."

Each would have a picture on an exploded dino-corpse in a clearing above it, even better if it is nearly unrecognizable.

[potatocubed]

Blade Barrier: How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct

or

Blade Barrier: Turning dinosaurs into wallpaper since 1368 DR.

[Fostire]

Blade Barrier: How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct

That one made me laugh :smallbiggrin:

[Neko Toast]

Blade Barrier: Turning dinosaurs into wallpaper since 1368 DR.

I'd say either go with this, or the second idea in the original post.

For your second idea, have the first chunk of it on the front, and have the back say "It was still totally awesome."

[someonenonotyou]

Hi.

"I blade-aploded a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and all I got was this shirt.
It was still totally awesome."


I toatally like this one

[Felixaar]

"I love the smell of exploded Tyrannosaurus Rex in the morning... smells like Breakfast."

"...All right! Who wants kebab?"

"And so then the Blade Barrier says, 'Explode 'er? I only just met 'er!'"

[zillion ninjas]

Some inspiration from the Futurama episode "The Why of Fry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Why_of_Fry)":

Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs?
Huge Brain: ME!!! :smallfurious:

[UserClone]

"A wizard did it, my ass!"
or
Demotivational poster-style:

"Blade Barrier: Who says direct damage is ineffective?"
or
"Blade Barrier: Suddenly Swallow whole seems like a less attractive Special Quality"

"Blade Barrier: What, you think I only know Cure Light Wounds?"

"Blade Barrier: Who's the 'zilla now?"

Alternatively, the Lolcats version:
"I'm in UR T-rex, castin' teh bladdbarryrz!"

[Serpentine]

Hey Evvy... Did she get any treasure for that encounter? Cuz I thought of an alternative:
Front
I asploded a T-rex, and all I got was this T-shirt

Back
...and 500gp, and a sword, and 6 gems, and...

I think you get the idea.

[UserClone]

Heh, good one, Serp.

[Flame of Anor]

T. Rex: Now in convenient, bite-sized chunks!

[Felixaar]

"Guns dont kill Tyranosaurus Rex. I do."

[Mando Knight]

Glorious Chainsword Method.

[thubby]

chunky dinosaur salsa, brought to you by (character, or maybe blade barrier)

[evisiron]

Hey Evvy... Did she get any treasure for that encounter? Cuz I thought of an alternative:
Front
I asploded a T-rex, and all I got was this T-shirt

Back
...and 500gp, and a sword, and 6 gems, and...

I think you get the idea.

Haha, nice! I think I actually recorded that session on my MP3 player. I will have to go hunting and see if I can find what loot was actually gained. :smallbiggrin:

[Serpentine]

I think I've more or less finished it. Here's the result (caution: actual size):
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/Art/t-rexexplodingshirt2-1.gif

[Linkavitch]

"Chuck did it. NOT!"

*with a picture of said exploded T-rex*