Vampires and Werewolves in the Playground

[Lord Herman]

Vampires and Werewolves
in the Playground

Main Thread | Nominations | Polls


Welcome to Vampires and Werewolves in the Playground, the thirtieth ...in the Playground contest. This contest was about Vampires, Werewolves, Slayers, and random other were-creatures.



Vampire in the Playground

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Vampiric wins the gold trophy with 25 votes!

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With 22 votes, RabbitHoleLost wins the silver trophy and a Magtok Award.

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FF fanboy gets the bronze trophy with 12 votes.



Werewolf in the Playground

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With 22 votes, Lykan is voted the werewolfiest!

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Murska got 17 votes, and gets the silver trophy

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Exeson finishes third with 16 votes.



Slayer in the Playground

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Haruki-kun, the angelic slayer, got 31 votes and wins in the Slayer category!

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With 19 votes, KidKris gets the silver trophy.

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deathslayer7 got 3 votes, and gets bronze.



Were-something in the Playground

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Reinholdt wins gold with 31 votes!

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Atreyu got 17 votes, and wins the silver trophy and a Magtok Award.

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With 9 votes, dallas-dakota gets the bronze trophy.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'm a were-cookie!

Both a blessing and a curse.
Each golden moon I transform into a were-cookie.
I am poisenous and delicious, but it's very dangerous as you must not get nom'ed.
I speak from both experience and knowledge of being a were-something, that you should vote me, Dallas-Dakota for Were-something ITP!

[FoE]

What do we define as a Slayer? You mean something that fights vampires and werewolves?

[Shadowcaller]

What do we define as a Slayer? You mean something that fights vampires and werewolves?

A human that fights vampires, werewolf's and other supernatural creatures is a slayer, or thats my definition of it at least.

[Dallas-Dakota]

A human that fights vampires, werewolf's and other supernatural creatures is a slayer, or thats my definition of it at least.
It has to be a human?:smallconfused:

[Reinholdt]

I think definitions are usually intentionally left vague so that the voters can decide for themselves.

[Shadowcaller]

It has to be a human?:smallconfused:

I guess not, as long as she or he tries to save humanity (or whatever race that is in danger) from vampires and werewolf's and is specialized in killing such creatures.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Rar!! I'm a were something!

*noms somebody*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Rar!! I'm a were something!

*noms somebody*
Oh no's Atreyu is competition..

I'm sure to loose now!
*hope's he as were-cookie won't be nommed*

[Fan]

Heh. Glad to see the new thread... Got to PM KK soon.:smallamused:

[Madmal]

heh, this just reminded me of an avie i haven't used on quite a loooong timw.

[Fan]

heh, this just reminded me of an avie i haven't used on quite a loooong timw.
Heh, and so one of my vampire spawn* comes out in the open.
Exxxceeelent.
*Mr.Burns voice*
(reference to the time I made Mal a vampire in Kiss/Kill.)

[Murska]

Hmm. I thought of running for Werewolf ITP but, especially since the competition is harsh, I don't know if I should just wait for the WWITP and then run for Wolf ITP...

[Boo]

RAWR!

I am a Were-Umbrella with blue fur! I nom your hands on a rainy day, and I nom the sunlight when you go to the beach, or sit on your patio!

[Fan]

RAWR!

I am a Were-Umbrella with blue fur! I nom your hands on a rainy day, and I nom the sunlight when you go to the beach, or sit on your patio!
You, and Atreyu have both earned my votes for hillarity.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Of what? My charisma score is waaaay better*than Edward's, and my love interest easily tops his.:smallamused:

I beg to differ. When you have to state your charisma, you are found to be lacking. :smalltongue:
Vampires aren't all about the sexy, or the possibilities for a tormented mortal/immortal romance, or the beauty of the night.
While these things are all well and good, Vampires are about power. Using one's charisma, beauty, wit, genius, subtlety, strength to gain what one needs; blood, the life water. Its about being the nightmares of generations back since the beginning of humanity, ancient terrors and evils that humans are instinctively afraid of.
We're typically beautiful creatures, yes, but it isn't to become the reason why every fantasy-reading teenager's heart beats, increasing the flow of that delicious crimson.
It's so we can NOMNOMNOM their necks, silly.

[Fan]

I beg to differ. When you have to state your charisma, you are found to be lacking. :smalltongue:
Vampires aren't all about the sexy, or the possibilities for a tormented mortal/immortal romance, or the beauty of the night.
While these things are all well and good, Vampires are about power. Using one's charisma, beauty, wit, genius, subtlety, strength to gain what one needs; blood, the life water. Its about being the nightmares of generations back since the beginning of humanity, ancient terrors and evils that humans are instinctively afraid of.
We're typically beautiful creatures, yes, but it isn't to become the reason why every fantasy-reading teenager's heart beats, increasing the flow of that delicious crimson.
It's so we can NOMNOMNOM their necks, silly.

That was a knock against Twilight, and boost of my ego. Also I never said that we were ALL about the sexy. After all what self respecting vampire has not lured a fair lad or lass to the bed room with promises of going further just to drain away the very blood that fuels their lust? Or, in the instance of Claudia from Interview with the vampire luring in noble men,. and women with her soft, young, and pale figure as the give her cups of hot choclate to attempt to warm her ruddy cheeks she merely pretending to drink them, and while they are "escorting" her back home through a alley way gifting the small girl with the same color they had tried to, and failed, to imbue within her only moments ego as their precious life flows out of them, and into her?
Deception, stealth, and THE SEXY aare the best weapons of a vampire in this modern day of pop culture references, and bullets (which HURt, but dont kill unless they pierce the heart, and have some special properties.).

[RabbitHoleLost]

That was a knock against Twilight, and boost of my ego. Also I never said that we were ALL about the sexy. After all what self respecting vampire has not lured a fair lad or lass to the bed room with promises of going further just to drain away the very blood that fuels their lust? Or, in the instance of Claudia from Interview with the vampire luring in noble men,. and women with her soft, young, and pale figure as the give her cups of hot choclate to attempt to warm her ruddy cheeks she merely pretending to drink them, and while they are "escorting" her back home through a alley way gifting the small girl with the same color they had tried to, and failed, to imbue within her only moments ego as their precious life flows out of them, and into her?
Deception, stealth, and THE SEXY aare the best weapons of a vampire in this modern day of pop culture references, and bullets (which HURt, but dont kill unless they pierce the heart, and have some special properties.).
And I knocked your Charisma and your need to have an object of affections =P
But, yes, THE SEXY is a valuable tool, but, as you said, Claudia didn't have THE SEXY. She only had the cute...which only has so much power. In the end, she was far too weak, thinking to have a love of her own in a woman, and was burned.
But that's far beyond the point.
Fan, I'll be honest with you; I think you too soft to be a real vampire.
In the end, we're predators.
You play with your food far too often.

[wxdruid]

Playing with the food is part of the fun...it simply wouldn't be the same if you just dragged them close, drank and dropped them. No, it's so much more fun if you tease them, lead them on, have them believe something, before you twist it into what I want and see the sudden terror in their eyes, before they sink before you in utter bliss...

[Reinholdt]

You know I have a feeling that everyone in this contest that's not a nominee (besides slayer) is going to get eaten by all The Sexy floating around. :smalltongue: Both from Vamps and Were-things.

*shrugs*
*bares neck*

[RabbitHoleLost]

Playing with the food is part of the fun...it simply wouldn't be the same if you just dragged them close, drank and dropped them. No, it's so much more fun if you tease them, lead them on, have them believe something, before you twist it into what I want and see the sudden terror in their eyes, before they sink before you in utter bliss...

Oh, its great fun, indeed.
But Fan seems to forget its just play...

[wxdruid]

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Phèdre beckons and smiles, leaning forward to draw you in with her dark eyes.

[Fan]

And I knocked your Charisma and your need to have an object of affections =P
But, yes, THE SEXY is a valuable tool, but, as you said, Claudia didn't have THE SEXY. She only had the cute...which only has so much power. In the end, she was far too weak, thinking to have a love of her own in a woman, and was burned.
But that's far beyond the point.
Fan, I'll be honest with you; I think you too soft to be a real vampire.
In the end, we're predators.
You play with your food far too often.
And your to assuming to be anything resembling one either.
I'm deliberate, and planning as all undead beings should be. You are sponatnous, and well to say the least unrefined the traits of a mortal.

[Deathslayer7]

What do we define as a Slayer? You mean something that fights vampires and werewolves?

*points to name* :smallamused:

[Madmal]

Heh, and so one of my vampire spawn* comes out in the open.
Exxxceeelent.
*Mr.Burns voice*
(reference to the time I made Mal a vampire in Kiss/Kill.)

a month or two is a long time for you? I havn't used this avie in more than half a year ago...

[Reinholdt]

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Phèdre beckons and smiles, leaning forward to draw you in with her dark eyes.
Moves closer so as to be reached unhindered. Neck remains bared and glistening with sweat.

[RabbitHoleLost]

And your to assuming to be anything resembling one either.
I'm deliberate, and planning as all undead beings should be. You are sponatnous, and well to say the least unrefined the traits of a mortal.

Why should undead plan?
If a beautiful young woman with the most delicious smelling blood walks by, why waste the opportunity?

[Fan]

Why should undead plan?
If a beautiful young woman with the most delicious smelling blood walks by, why waste the opportunity?
Becuase it could be a trap?
Mortals are adaptive I will give them that, and occasionly a slayer will hire people who have pheremones that attract vampires to lure in targets. you are inexperianced with this arent you?:smallconfused:

[Recaiden]

Well, I've been a werewolf, were-something and vampire, but I don't want to run against RHL or FFFanboy.

Recaiden for Werewolf itp.

Slayeritp
1.Slayer Draco
2.Ego Slayer
3.deathslayer7

[wxdruid]

She bares her pointy canines, her tongue flicking over each in turn. Her eyes alight with anticipation as she moves closer, swaying her hips just so. She reaches out to touch you, sliding her hand across your chest, across that expanse and around to the back. Her hand moves up to support you, the other slips underneath clothing to touch skin. She leans close to gently lick the offered neck, letting her breath whiff over the spot, letting the anticipation build.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

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*the werefox llama comes charging to nom Reinholdt and pouts to see he's taken.*

[RabbitHoleLost]

Becuase it could be a trap?
Mortals are adaptive I will give them that, and occasionly a slayer will hire people who have pheremones that attract vampires to lure in targets. you are inexperianced with this arent you?:smallconfused:
More often that not, those don't smell so nice >.<
Its easy to tell apart the smell of a slayer. Death hangs around them like that stupid drinking buddy you can't get to go away.
I may be spontaneous in my choices of women, but even I have enough control of my senses to note such shifts in the air.

Eh, kittie blood isn't all that tempting. 'specially male kittie blood.

[Fan]

More often that not, those don't smell so nice >.<
Its easy to tell apart the smell of a slayer. Death hangs around them like that stupid drinking buddy you can't get to go away.
I may be spontaneous in my choices of women, but even I have enough control of my senses to note such shifts in the air.

Eh, kittie blood isn't all that tempting. 'specially male kittie blood.
Agreed on the animal blood part. Its just plain nasty. Cant fathom how anyone can stomach it.
On the slayer part did you not read the hired help part?
They can hire the lady they've been watching you stalk for abit to "accidentally" fall in a dark alley way you know. Those bastards are crafty.

[Reinholdt]

She bares her pointy canines, her tongue flicking over each in turn. Her eyes alight with anticipation as she moves closer, swaying her hips just so. She reaches out to touch you, sliding her hand across your chest, across that expanse and around to the back. Her hand moves up to support you, the other slips underneath clothing to touch skin. She leans close to gently lick the offered neck, letting her breath whiff over the spot, letting the anticipation build.
:smallredface: And Reinholdt is way too shy to go past this point, so draws the curtain.

Waaaay too shy. *had forgotten sexy is frightening*
:smallredface:

[Helgraf]

*hunch-hobbles out in the straightjacket* Renfield ... says *pant* says ... you must vote ... vote for the ... *wheeze* ... the Maaaaahster.

Vote for maaahster Helgraf for Vampire in the ... *rapid breathy sounds * ... Play... playgro... playground, yes , yes. Or Master ... master will beat poor pooor ... Renfield ... so .... so beaten.

[wxdruid]

Ah, Phèdre is so much fun...

Reinholdt, it'll be the experience of your life, and she'll even let you live to feed her another day...

[Reinholdt]

Ah, Phèdre is so much fun...

Reinholdt, it'll be the experience of your life, and she'll even let you live to feed her another day...
:smallredface: I don't think I'll be able to say no. *accepts all offers by Phèdre*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*pokes head under the curtain, looking for Reinholdt, bleats and quickly pulls his head out, and blushes*

Umm....Ummmm....I


Eh, kittie blood isn't all that tempting. 'specially male kittie blood.

*His ears perk as he hears Hitomi. He looks up with big sad puppy llama eyes*
Is my blood tempting?

[RabbitHoleLost]

Agreed on the animal blood part. Its just plain nasty. Cant fathom how anyone can stomach it.
On the slayer part did you not read the hired help part?
They can hire the lady they've been watching you stalk for abit to "accidentally" fall in a dark alley way you know. Those bastards are crafty.

They still hold a certain stench to them.
Each human, as you know, has a particular scent to them. When one interacts with another, their scent is subtly changed to adapt to the other's.
Its easy to find :smallwink:

Animal blood is icky. Cal in his Fey'ri form, though...I might make an adjustment to my usual tastes for that.


*His ears perk as he hears Hitomi. He looks up with big sad puppy llama eyes*
Is my blood tempting?
Llama, you are the exception for everything :smallwink:

[Reinholdt]

Animal blood is icky. Cal in his Fey'ri form, though...I might make an adjustment to my usual tastes for that.
:smallredface: "Mmmm." *Cal is now torn between Hitomi and Phèdre.*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Llama, you are the exception for everything :smallwink:

*The llama closes his eyes, crawls under the black curtain, shouts out, Neener. Hitomi likes me better.

When he crawls back out, he looks a little shaggier and has a bandolier of bolts.*

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/llamas/th_starwars-chewbacca.gif

[Fan]

They still hold a certain stench to them.
Each human, as you know, has a particular scent to them. When one interacts with another, their scent is subtly changed to adapt to the other's.
Its easy to find :smallwink:

Animal blood is icky. Cal in his Fey'ri form, though...I might make an adjustment to my usual tastes for that.


Llama, you are the exception for everything :smallwink:
yes, but it is subtle to most.. your creator must have been a great vampire indeed. I once knew another vampire girl... Very sweet. Wasnt quite right.. she seemed to GIVE blood rather than drink it very strange, and her freinds mother was similar to the one I 'm mentioning now... Mad men go mad with lust around her. Heh. quite amusing.

[wxdruid]

Now Reinholdt, Phèdre's looks at him through her long lashes. I know you will always come back to me. You cannot resist... And indeed, he should feel a pull towards her, an irresistible urge, an addiction to the feeling only she can provide.

[Raistlin1040]

*Wide eyes* Holy crap...Too many vampires in one place...*Begins slowly walking away, so as not to be NOM'd*

[Ashen Lilies]

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The three faces of your impending doom, monster.
Well, it's that time again, it's time to vote KidKris for Slayer itp, because killing things that go bump in the night is what I do best. Well, killing things in general but I prefer to kill things that go bump in the night.
So... A vote for KidKris is a vote for wholesome slaughter!
Right... Um... Maybe I should take it from here. Anyway, you should vote for KidKris, because he hates vampires, werewolves and werethings equally, and would much prefer all of them to go and die. Also, you should vote for him because I, one of his characters in the FFRP section, am a slayer. Seriously, it's even in my name: Kris-the-Slayer. So anyway, a vote for KidKris is a vote for humanity!
Statement: I believe you are both missing the point.
Campaign Speech: You see, the beauty of a Slayer is not in the killing, or what he chooses to kill, but the artistry in which he does it. Sure, any old meatbag with a bottle of holy water and a stake can kill a Vampire in its sleep, but would said meatbag appreciate the artistry of shooting a vampire in the kneecaps with silver bullets, before skillfully decapitating it with a single, beautiful stroke of a razorfine blade while simultaneously staking it through the heart with rowan wood? I think not. And that is why you must vote for Master KidKris. It's all about the artistry.

Conclusion: Vote for KidKris, Your survival may depend on it. :smallamused:
Unless as you're a Vampire or a Werewolf or a Werething that is. Then you can depend on not surviving.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(As much fun as this is, I think I have a terrible idea that may be a lot of fun. We don't actually have a lot of wereWOLVES running around. We have Lykan and Wolvesbane and maybe a couple of others, but its a slim category. Maybe we could combine the Werewolf and weresomething category into one and turn the fourth category into "VICTIM ITP." After all, all good monsters are defined by those they hunt and kill.)

(Atreyu votes for Victim ITP)

[Reinholdt]

Now Reinholdt, Phèdre's looks at him through her long lashes. I know you will always come back to me. You cannot resist... And indeed, he should feel a pull towards her, an irresistible urge, an addiction to the feeling only she can provide.
"Of... of course." Cal, hereby renamed Reinholdt to avoid confusion, moves slowly towards Phèdre, taking only a glance at Hitomi.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Hitomi merely grinned, watching the proceedings with amusement.
Should he live...
Well, she'd see.

In the meantime, I agree with Atreyu.
Rein is such a vic, I almost feel bad for him :smallwink:

[Darkcomet]

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The three faces of your impending doom, monster.
Well, it's that time again, it's time to vote KidKris for Slayer itp, because killing things that go bump in the night is what I do best. Well, killing things in general but I prefer to kill things that go bump in the night.
So... A vote for KidKris is a vote for wholesome slaughter!
Right... Um... Maybe I should take it from here. Anyway, you should vote for KidKris, because he hates vampires, werewolves and werethings equally, and would much prefer all of them to go and die. Also, you should vote for him because I, one of his characters in the FFRP section, am a slayer. Seriously, it's even in my name: Kris-the-Slayer. So anyway, a vote for KidKris is a vote for humanity!
Statement: I believe you are both missing the point.
Campaign Speech: You see, the beauty of a Slayer is not in the killing, or what he chooses to kill, but the artistry in which he does it. Sure, any old meatbag with a bottle of holy water and a stake can kill a Vampire in it's sleep, but would said meatbag appreciate the artistry of shooting a vampire in the kneecaps with silver bullets, before skillfully decapitating it with a single, beautiful stroke of a razorfine blade while simultaneously staking it through the heart with rowan wood? I think not. And that is why you must vote for Master KidKris. It's all about the artistry.

Conclusion: Vote for KidKris, Your survival may depend on it. :smallamused:
As long as you're a Vampire or a Werewolf or a Werething that is.

You know, I was thinking of running, but...

I cannot compete with this.

[wxdruid]

Phèdre slowly smiles as she further lays claim to him. She will try to slip one arm around his waist and pull him closer, leaning in closer to pick up his scent and subtly remind him that he now belongs to her. She whispers in his ear, letting her breath tickle his ear, Don't disappoint me, my pomme de sang, I so hate to be disappointed... Leaving it up to his imagination what that might entail.

((sorry about the name...didn't pick up the Cal before))

[RabbitHoleLost]

Phèdre slowly smiles as she further lays claim to him. She will try to slip one arm around his waist and pull him closer, leaning in closer to pick up his scent and subtly remind him that he now belongs to her. She whispers in his ear, letting her breath tickle his ear, Don't disappoint me, my pomme de sang, I so hate to be disappointed... Leaving it up to his imagination what that might entail.

((sorry about the name...didn't pick up the Cal before))

Pomme de sang
Blood apple, eh?
He's no Jason.
Then again, I was never one for a keep-around source. Attachment to food :smallyuk:

[Reinholdt]

((Not a problem. Doesn't matter much.))
He leans closer, allowing her arm to wrap around him, just enjoying her touch. "Of course not my lady, I'm yours." He breathes in deeply her scent, not wanting to let go.

[wxdruid]

Phèdre looks pleased, her cheeks have a delicate rosy glow to them, she feels warm and soft against his body. Of course my sweet, always. Her perfume is subtle and enhances her own natural scent. She leaves a light kiss on his cheek.

[Boo]

Lurking behind the crowd, Antony sniffs the air, and licks his lips. "hffffffffffhefhefhefhef... The air... It tastes so... Fresh..." The hairs on the back of his neck stand on end in anticipation as he continues to circle the group under the cover of moonlight.

If you haven't guessed what Antony is by now, then I'm not going to ruin the surprise.

[Reinholdt]

Phèdre looks pleased, her cheeks have a delicate rosy glow to them, she feels warm and soft against his body. Of course my sweet, always. Her perfume is subtle and enhances her own natural scent. She leaves a light kiss on his cheek.
And he just stands there :smallredface:, cause that's what Reinholdts do when they aren't hiding.

[wxdruid]

Sooner or later she'll drag him off...

((That was fun, I haven't played her in quite a while. Thanks Reinholdt))

[Reinholdt]

((No problem. I'm sure we'll be seeing her plenty for this competition.))

And he gets dragged off, content with his fate.

[Fan]

Pomme de sang
Blood apple, eh?
He's no Jason.
Then again, I was never one for a keep-around source. Attachment to food :smallyuk:
Meh, sometimes mortals can provide more than a food source.Hire ons. Protection during day hours. And if the donate you never get attached.
systems my dear budding spawnling. Systems will be what save us all. Of coruse sometimes you ave to swap systems to keep those slayers guessing.:smallwink:

[PhantomFox]

And now something to counteract the high levels of goth and emo in this thread...
http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_jamesh/2007_08_07clown.jpg

[Boo]

I'm going to make that gothic in school tomorrow.

[RabbitHoleLost]

I'm going to make that gothic in school tomorrow.

The response I would say to that is already in your signature, Boo.
I am pleased.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt will return, looking more than a little dazed and out of it.

And so there's some point, I'd like to make sure you people all nominate Wolfbane (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=30576). I mean, he's a Werewolf now and always has been. He's also cuddly and has that nifty two handed Darth-Maul weapon. The guy really has what it takes to win this one, so vote Wolfbane!

Wolfbane: Howling for you!

[Boo]

Hey, I'm just looking for bronze. It tastes better than silver, and I know I won't win gold.

[Haruki-kun]

*runs in*

Support Haruki-kun for Slayer in the Playground! Come on! I slay! In An Angelic way!

[Darkcomet]

*blocks*

Vote Darkcomet for Slayer itp! Because I fight monsters. Like this guy. (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/Draken_album/Drakenforumbackground.png) And his monsters.

Or I will shoot you. *takes out cannon*

[Haruki-kun]

Have you forgotten the threat that was slain by me when I was only 2 years old?

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/Haruki-san/sizebabyruki.png

[Darkcomet]

Have you seen my gun that shoots things until they are slain?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/IonCannon.png

[Haruki-kun]

It doesn't do so Angelically. It's just not worth it if the Slaying isn't done in an Angelic way. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Bah! I need not advertise a webcomic to slay things! :smalltongue:

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit supports Haruki.
I think.
Maybe.
We'll see.

[Darkcomet]

A vote for DC is a vote for not letting Draken destroy the world!

[Boo]

DC, I'll vote for you if you take out that 'Original Member of PEACE' from your signature. It bugs me.

I'm taking bribes for who I vote for! Bribe me! Blackmail me!

[Darkcomet]

I was getting kinda tired of it too, myself.

[RabbitHoleLost]

DC, I'll vote for you if you take out that 'Original Member of PEACE' from your signature. It bugs me.

I'm taking bribes for who I vote for! Bribe me! Blackmail me!

Boo, who loves you most, out of everyone on this forum?
:smalltongue:

I'mma be creepy if you don't!
Oh, hey, I'm creepy anyways. ::noms::

[Ashen Lilies]

No! Don't vote for Haruki or DC! Vote for me! Because I have a nifty banner that is almost-but-not-quite-finished! Oh, and if you don't vote for me, you will be slain.

[Reinholdt]

*looks around nervously*
I'm going to be killed by Vampires, Werewolves, and Slayers, aren't I?
*tries to hide*

[Ashen Lilies]

You can run-
Addendum: But you cannot hide.
*shoots Calublufiok*
*lasers Calublufiok*
*Plasmas Calublufiok*
Boom. Headshot. :smallamused:

[Reinholdt]

Oh my. You may have just pissed off the vampires vying for me.

*reforms*
Oh, nevermind.

*displays bare neck again, clearly not learning his lesson*

[Ashen Lilies]

*points at shiny new banner.*

Oooh, yeah. You're in trouble now.
Estimation: I believe our chances at getting voted for Slayer ITP have increased by 50%.
Right. Now, how to make it even higher?
*Shoots Cal. Again.*
>>

[Reinholdt]

(As much fun as this is, I think I have a terrible idea that may be a lot of fun. We don't actually have a lot of wereWOLVES running around. We have Lykan and Wolvesbane and maybe a couple of others, but its a slim category. Maybe we could combine the Werewolf and weresomething category into one and turn the fourth category into "VICTIM ITP." After all, all good monsters are defined by those they hunt and kill.)

(Atreyu votes for Victim ITP)
"As the guy who is now becoming the heavy target of Vampires and Slayers alike, I support this idea."
*barely dodges shot*

[Lord Herman]

(As much fun as this is, I think I have a terrible idea that may be a lot of fun. We don't actually have a lot of wereWOLVES running around. We have Lykan and Wolvesbane and maybe a couple of others, but its a slim category. Maybe we could combine the Werewolf and weresomething category into one and turn the fourth category into "VICTIM ITP." After all, all good monsters are defined by those they hunt and kill.)

(Atreyu votes for Victim ITP)

Thanks for your suggestion, Atreyu. But I think it's a bit late to be changing the categories now. Also, we already had a victim-like category in Heroes and Villains (Damsel itP).

[Deathslayer7]

*kills KidKris for stealing my prey* :smalltongue:

[Reinholdt]

*kills KidKris for stealing my prey* :smalltongue:
"Well let's see, KidKris is after me. Which means..." :smalleek:

"This competition is going to be real hazardous to my health." :smallsigh:

*starts running*

[Ashen Lilies]

KR-15 crumples in a mass of sparks, wires, and general robotics.
Huh. You killed him. I never liked him anyway. 'True Art', my ass.

So anyway... I think this is in order.
KR (my avatar) fires her BFG at ds7.

[Deathslayer7]

*yawns*
*watches as lots of objects explode around me*
*goes off to find a nice spot to take a nap*

[Ashen Lilies]

KR-15 taps her shoulder.
Query: Excuse me, but would you like some Girl Scout Cookies?
*hands cookie box. With a mini-nuke inside. >>*

[Darkcomet]

No! Don't vote for Haruki or DC! Vote for me! Because I have a nifty banner that is almost-but-not-quite-finished! Oh, and if you don't vote for me, you will be slain.

I know very well I can't beat you at this. I'm going for silver or bronze here.

*points cannon at next person to try to kill me*

[Fan]

DC, I'll vote for you if you take out that 'Original Member of PEACE' from your signature. It bugs me.

I'm taking bribes for who I vote for! Bribe me! Blackmail me!

*shows pictures of many embarrasing child hood moments.*
Thse will be leaked unless you vote for me. >.>
Don't ask how I got them. :shifty eyes again:
Also Darkcomet I'mah give DC a [holiday name inserted here] present if you vote for me, and it'll totally be awesome.

[Darkcomet]

*cloaks*

*sneaks up behind Fanboy with wooden stake*

*stakes*

[Fan]

*cloaks*

*sneaks up behind Fanboy with wooden stake*

*stakes*

sorry, but you cant get me with white text.
I posted in it almost entirely for the ninja itp contest.:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

<_<
>_>

*stakes*

[Fan]

*Is staked in the right side of his chest*
You missed my heart. My heart is on thi side *points to left side of his chest* Not there. *pulls out stake*
*stakes Darkcomet*

[Darkcomet]

Slight problem with that.

*decloaks, revealing that he's a good distance away from Fan*

*takes out cannon, points at Fan*

*hmmmBOOM*

[Ashen Lilies]

*Stakes on Fanboy on left side of chest from behind with rowan stake.*
*stakes right side to be sure*
*then stakes middle*
*Then shoots in head with silver bullets*
*Then pours brain fluid out and replaces with holy water*
*Then replaces brain with crushed Garlic*
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I'm getting disgusting here aren't I?

[Darkcomet]

Yes, you are.

*waves cannon at next person to try to kill me*

[Fan]

Not really. Have seen worse on these boards.
Even though you just brutalized my shadow conjuration.
*takes out a bowie knife*
Now it is time to emulate my good freind Vlad Tepe's.
*cuts achilles tendon*
*goes about 50ft away behind a wall keepign a eye out for DC*
"Stupid slayers always trying to kill someone just beuase they have a different method of surviving."

[Ashen Lilies]

*watches as Kris-the-Slayer gets tendon'd*

Well, if you're going to emulate Vlad Tepes, I think I'll emulate Elizabeth Bathory.









*hands cake made with poisoned bathwater*

What, you thought I was going to bath in your blood or something? Ew.

[Darkcomet]

*points cannon at wall*

*hmmmBOOM*

*pulls out stake*

Not that easy, I'm afraid.

DC advances through the dust and rubble of the wall towards Fan, with the stake.

[Fan]

I was waiting for this you know.
*CHOMPS neck*
Hmm, a nice oaky taste with just a hint of sage at the end. You taste much better than that Kris guy. He taste like corpse's, and thats just like drinking from another vampire. Just eww. :smallyuk:

[Ashen Lilies]

HEY! I TASTE PERFECTLY FINE!
*remembers he is dead*
*re-dies*
Great, you just had to remember.
*administers electric shock*
*is risen*
Now... Where were we?
Statement: I believe we were in the middle of an attempt to slay Fanboy.
Oh right. He completely ignored my delicious (and poisoned) cake!
Shall we slay him?
Yes. Let's.
Agreeing Statement: Indeed.

[Fan]

Wait, doesn't KR-15 hate all meat bags equally?
He wants to kill them.
I'm already dead(ish), so doesnt that mean he should be focusing on other more alive meat bags. like KR there?
*uses long talky distraction to sllip on to a near by roof top*

[Recaiden]

*Run up and kill darkcomet from behind.*

[Ashen Lilies]

*taps shoulder*
Ominous Statement: Excuse me, but I'm running a survey on whether vampires feel pain.

[Fan]

I would say so.
*shoves thermal detonator into chest cavity*
Its kille d other famous robot slayers. why not you?
*flees*

[Ashen Lilies]

The grenade bounces out, since KR-15 doesn't have a chest cavity. (image (http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/QuantumofTrouble.png))
Request: Please participate in our survey, it's for the benefit of all the poor, homeless meatbags who get fed upon by meatcorpses like you.

[Fan]

*casts major image on Kr-15*
Lke yourself?
*shows Kr-15 that hes human with a pocket mirror*

[Ashen Lilies]

Diagnostic: I am not a meatcorpse, or a meatbag. I am still an android, and therefore must be being affected by a magical illusion.
*tosses Flashbang into Fan's face*

[Fan]

((Pst. Actually unless you inspect it (Ie. then you get a will save) you smell, look, and feel like a meat bag.:smalltongue:))
OWW!
DAMN!
*throws a emp charge straight down thanking god he doesn't have any organs to disrupt by doing as such*

[Ashen Lilies]

((I doubt Major Image would prevent him from analyzing his programming and realizing that it is in fact, still there. :smalltongue:))

The EMP is harmlessly redirecting into the ground, as KR-15's crunchy metal shell acts like a Faraday Cage, protecting his electric innards from disruption.

*shoots fan with UV ray gun*

[Fan]

(invlountary shapechange could work that way.))
*Holds up the same mirror that he had used only seconds ago to reflect the UV light*

[Ashen Lilies]

Sarcasm: Oh no. I am burning. Help me. Help me. I am being attacked by completely harmless light.
Haha no.

*throws UV grenade at Fan's face*

And then Kris-the-Slayer staked him from behind.

And then KR blew his head off with a plasma rifle.

[Fan]

I thought i tendon'd Kris the slayer, but oh, well. you want to bring in your 3 slayers I get my two vamp's.:smallamused:
AQlso Fanboy ducked the grenade, so that boom headshot just becamea boom booty shot.:smalltongue:

[Tempest Fennac]

I don't know if Exeson has seen this yet ( http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=21486 ), but I know from talking to him about a year ago that he wants to win Werewolf itP (this was back when I was using my Lupin Wizard avatar). I know he's been using werewolf avatars since at least the time I joined last September if that helps.

[FireFox]

Hello everybody, I'm FireFox and odds are high you barely know me. I tend to just stick to the Free-Form role-playing section of the board, with my evil-killing characters. I am now running for SlayeritP, because fighting Evil in all of its forms is just what I do. I am a firm advocate of the first-strike, first-kill method of slaying vampires and werewolves. The way I see it, considering that they represent the darkest evils mankind can spawn, they are all out to kill us humans. So we gotta take them out first. All vampires and werewolves are evil, because by definition they are the spawn of the devil and enjoy killing us. I do not take very kindly to that, so I have come up with a plan. All of you slayers out there? Yeah, good; I'm not going to get into a pissing match when we could instead be doing our jobs. I like someone watching my back, and we're on the same team. But to all those slayers who claim they're better than me, I just want to say this: You may actually be better at killing evil things, but do you have a plan? I do.

First step is gathering Intel. We all know the problems of obtaining solid information on the existence of the beasties that go bump in the night, so I am not going to go into great detail here. Suffice to say, you need enough proof to convince the leader of your country. Everything is easier when you work with the Government. They're real good at supplying everything you need to slay those vamps and mutts, and they can cover your missions up easier; don't want to start a panic among the public.

Next step is Identification. You gotta know who to eliminate. With the werecritters, you just need to wait until the full moon and then its hunting season, but with the vampires it’s trickier. First, reflections. Vampires have no soul, so they don't cast shadows or show up in a mirror. Photographs also work the same. So just carry a mirror and a flashlight around for the ease of target identification. Turn your back on them and adjust your hair with a pocket mirror; the guy behind you has no reflection? Bam. Peg 'em with a light, no shadow at all? Drop the hammer on that blood sucker. Play the tourist with an old instant-developing Polaroid, some chick not in the picture? Well, get to work. Daylight is also another good indicator; the sun is a symbol of light, life, and goodness. No wonder it hurts vampires. A low profile method involves a silver ring, broken so that it can cut people. I don't know why, but silver is deadly to vampires and werecritters. First off, practice cutting your palm with the ring so that you can determine the difference between a human's reaction to that type of injury and an evil hellspawn's reaction. Anybody you meet at night who shakes your hand and then screams in pain at the contact of silver is, you guessed it, a target.

Now, as to the actual slaying. But you all know the weaknesses of these evil creatures and our tactics for dealing with them, so there is no point in going into depth. Note that it becomes far easier to bankroll your operations if you have the support and funding of your government, but corporations and private parties can suffice. Silver seems to be effective, so you want a lot of silver ammunition and weaponry. If it is possible, I am by no means a scientist or an engineer, try to make silver fragmentation grenades. Perfect for dealing with werebeasts. I also have no idea if our technology is good enough to do actually produce some kind of explosive or projectile that emits UV rays, but that would be handy.

Nobody can eradicate this plague single handedly. This is going to be a real team effort. I plan on recruiting FBI and Delta Force members, due to their experience with counter terrorism/espionage. These vampires and werewolves truly are terrorists, but they are inexperienced ones. The FBI and Delta Force agents and operators are all highly trained in fieldcraft, whereas vampires are not. One more advantage over them.

After you have accumulated resources, you can begin identifying, following, watching, and eventually slaying these evil creatures. My plan works, and it can work for just about anybody. You don't need to be some high tech robot or a specially trained vampire slayer to fight them at all. Evil always turns in on itself, and we have a very fine infrastructure at our disposal for conversion to vampire and werewolf slaying capabilities.

FireFox for Slayer in the Playground. Trust me; I have a plan.

[Reinholdt]

"I don't know Firefox. Can't we keep the Vampires around? I'm sorta growing attached to them. And the were-beasties aren't all that bad either."

[Shadowcaller]

"I don't know Firefox. Can't we keep the Vampires around? I'm sorta growing attached to them. And the were-beasties aren't all that bad either."

But they drink our blood and feast upon our flesh:smalleek:.

[FireFox]

This is admittedly a very controversial point. I am a big fan of symbolism, and everything connected with vampires and werecreatures that I have read or heard indicate them to be evil. If there really are such a thing as good vampires or werecreatures, then they would not be killed (assuming it were possible to distinguish evil from good). However, evil things must be destroyed before too many fall victim to them. We fight so that others may live safely.

[Reinholdt]

We fight so that others may live safely.
"Live safely? This concept, it confuses me. Besides, Vampires tend to have TEH SEXY. Can't we keep them around for that?"

[Shadowcaller]

"Live safely? This concept, it confuses me. Besides, Vampires tend to have TEH SEXY. Can't we keep them around for that?"

While they are killing us? Of course not! Damn sexy vampires...

[FireFox]

I agree with Shadowcaller. Should I let you jump off a building to your death? Of course not, and I'm not going to let you give in to them if I can help it.

[Reinholdt]

"Let's, uh, ignore the fact that I sort of already have earlier in this thread then. Yes." *nods*
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[FireFox]

Oh I am fully aware of you and Phedre... I for the life of me cannot figure out how you can do something like that, don't you know what is at stake? Do you really wish to lose your soul?

[Fan]

"Kind of a good aligned vampire here. Yeah. Dont cliche me."

[Shadowcaller]

"Let's, uh, ignore the fact that I sort of already have earlier in this thread then. Yes." *nods*
>>
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Hey, some us are not immortal and must use illusions to even dare come here.:smalleek:

Right now I'm as far away from here as possible, people die in the playground...

[Reinholdt]

Oh I am fully aware of you and Phedre... I for the life of me cannot figure out how you can do something like that, don't you know what is at stake? Do you really wish to lose your soul?
"Well...er.. I..."
*glances around and doesn't see any seducing vampires*
"I guess not."

[FireFox]

I'm afraid I cannot help you, for only you can help yourself. Quit now, before she drags you back in. Use your willpower to fight her off and be left alone. Being cursed with vampirism is a horrible fate; I would not wish it on anyone.

[Fan]

Hey. Vampire's are amazing. its not even a curse its more of a genetic affliction.
Its lycanthropy that is the curse.
Get it right.
Also Vampire pros>Vampire cons.

[Darkcomet]

DC fires at Fanboy before he can get in close enough for the chomp. <_<

(argh, lag)

[Fan]

DC fires at Fanboy before he can get in close enough for the chomp. <_<

(argh, lag)

Dat be some serious lag... about 8 hours so. >.>
And fanboy is already gone, so shot the air.

[Reinholdt]

*looks at Atreyu and Wolfbane and Blue Umbrella and such*
"I don't know about that. Lycanthropes seem pretty cool, too."

[Darkcomet]

Actually, that was me having to get off. I'm back now.

DC shoots at Fanboy.

Wherever he is.

[Fan]

Actually, that was me having to get off. I'm back now.

DC shoots at Fanboy.

Wherever he is.

So, your willing to chance killing another slayer with your hit Just to killa good aligned vampire?
You slayer types are weird.:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Silly Fan, consideration of splash damage is for the good-aligned.

Which I am not.

[Fan]

Well, okay then.
*Puts up a mirror of oppostition in frotn fo all the slayers*
HAVE FUN!

[Darkcomet]

*has no idea what that is*

[Helgraf]

Yeah, so, we've gotten off topic then? Unless all of this is thinly disgusted campaigning.

[FireFox]

...Am I the only person running as a player as opposed to a character? :smallconfused:
Did I misread the OP? Is this an IC contest?

Edit: Yeah, I think this is far off topic...

[Ashen Lilies]

Meh, I'm running as a player and a character, as in, as a player, slayer type characters are one of my favorites, and I have three slayer type characters (of different viewpoints and alignments) who are helping me campaign. :smallwink:

[Fan]

*has no idea what that is*

Well, it mostly started with Kris tryign to slay me, and failing.
Its mostyly been for fun from then on out. Didn't you notice I never cast a SINGLE spell?:smalltongue:
Also Mirror of Opposition makes a exact clone of opposite alignment to fight you.
Be glad it wasnt a mirror of life trapping.:smalltongue:
Also I'm campigning IC, and OOC. even my AIM name is Vamp_Vincent_101. Seriously check me out. I'm there.
I also possess alot of vampire literature, and have the typical vampire outfit dominatng my wardrobe.
I also seem to be the vampire in Kris's sig.:smalltongue:

[FireFox]

Meh, I'm running as a player and a character, as in, as a player, slayer type characters are one of my favorites, and I have three slayer type characters (of different viewpoints and alignments) who are helping me campaign. :smallwink:

That actually makes sense. I beg your pardon, but I must speak as your opponent now:
So your whole campaign platform is that most of your characters are of the slayer type? Sheesh...

:smallwink::smalltongue:

[Fan]

Ploatforms.. yeah I need oen of those other than "I hate twilight."
So, here it is.

I myself have been interested in vampires, and vampire lore for many years. I role play a vampire in GLoG, and the other acronymia I have Dracula trapped inside said char's sword in GLoG, and I own 90% of every vampire novel ever written by Anne Rice, Stephen King, and hell I even have the I AM Legend book which features a different prespective of the vampire caste. I have created TWO vampire spawn here on the boards one being Malmor Androgial, and the other being Vespe Ratavo. I'm even featured as a vampire in the "In the playground" OOTS style comic that Elrond did. In truth I believe that I'am easily the best candidate for Vampire in the playground I embody both their cunning, and the aspect of "The thirst", as well as the smexy creature of the night aspect so many manga, and animes feature (Chibi Vampire, Roasiro+ Vampire, Blood +, Blood trinity, Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate (light spin off. Still good.) Vampire knight, Vampire knight dark, and many many many others.)
So, vote FF Fanboy for vampire itp... The safety of your neck depends on it.:smallamused:

[Ashen Lilies]

My campaign platform is that there is more to Slaying than just killing. It's an art.

[Duos]

Martin, Oscar, and Ludovic appear. They wave to the other characters forced into this thread by their players (:smalltongue:) and Martin speaks up.
"I'd tell you all to stop fighting, but it's invariably better for me in the long run, and I don't care anyways. Now, we're not here to endorse anyone. Yet. But I would like to ask the contestants for Vampire ITP what their prefered non-seduction based method of obtaining prey is, and why."
Oscar pipes up.
"I also wanted to know what the Slayer ITP contestants are planning on actually doing to combat evil and abberation if they win. I need to know what I'll be up against later, you know?"

[FireFox]

Martin, Oscar, and Ludovic appear. They wave to the other characters forced into this thread by their players (:smalltongue:) and Martin speaks up.
"I'd tell you all to stop fighting, but it's invariably better for me in the long run, and I don't care anyways. Now, we're not here to endorse anyone. Yet. But I would like to ask the contestants for Vampire ITP what their prefered non-seduction based method of obtaining prey is, and why."
Oscar pipes up.
"I also wanted to know what the Sayer ITP contestants are planning on actually doing to combat evil and abberation if they win. I need to know what I'll be up against later, you know?"

Evil aberrations aren't that common where I'm from. That's a good thing I suppose. But, I plan on joining the US army, and climbing the chain of command. From there, I'll be well positioned to organize a a fight against anything that manifests.

[Darkcomet]

Martin, Oscar, and Ludovic appear. They wave to the other characters forced into this thread by their players (:smalltongue:) and Martin speaks up.
"I'd tell you all to stop fighting, but it's invariably better for me in the long run, and I don't care anyways. Now, we're not here to endorse anyone. Yet. But I would like to ask the contestants for Vampire ITP what their prefered non-seduction based method of obtaining prey is, and why."
Oscar pipes up.
"I also wanted to know what the Sayer ITP contestants are planning on actually doing to combat evil and abberation if they win. I need to know what I'll be up against later, you know?"

I fight evil abberations all the time. The best way to go about it is overwhelming force. Not much other way to deal with 'em when they just shrug off any other attacks, right?

Yeah, I'm going on the You Need More Dakka platform. *nodnod*

[Ashen Lilies]

Meh. Dakka is overrated. Anything more dakka accomplishes can be accomplished and then some by merely adding a bigger boom.

[Darkcomet]

Boom is good too.

[Reinholdt]

A very well dressed Reinholdt comes out on stage holding cue cards and looking exceedingly nervous. He rubs his neck a bit, pulling some on his collar, before clearing his throat.

"Ahem. Uh, greetings slayers, vampires, and were-things." He looks out into the audience of all the things that want to victimize and/or kill him and gulps. His hands are shaking quite a bit, and his voice cracks every third word.

"We, uh, we have some questions for you."

"Vampires, how did you come to be vampires? Did you embrace the life afterwards? What's the best thing about being a vampire?"

"Were-things, how did you come to be? Can you control yourself on a full moon? What's best about being a were-thing?"

"And, uh, slayers who hopefully don't want to kill me." His eyes dart back and forth over the crowd. "What drove you to hunt these creatures of the night? Aren't you afraid of someday stepping over the line and becoming the monster? Do you have a personal nemesis?"

Reinholdt looks out to the crowd and slowly tries to back off stage, hoping the questions would keep them distracted.

[FireFox]

"And, uh, slayers who hopefully don't want to kill me."[/I][/COLOR] His eyes dart back and forth over the crowd. "What drove you to hunt these beasts? Aren't you afraid of someday stepping over the line and becoming the monster? Do you have a personal nemisis?"

Reinholdt looks out to the crowd and slowly tries to back off stage, hoping the questions would keep them distracted.

They're evil and they hurt people. I fight to make sure people don't get hurt. Not sure why, its just something about me.
Not really, I do what I have to to stay alive and to save others.
Not really...

[Darkcomet]

"And, uh, slayers who hopefully don't want to kill me."[/I][/COLOR] His eyes dart back and forth over the crowd. "What drove you to hunt these creatures of the night? Aren't you afraid of someday stepping over the line and becoming the monster? Do you have a personal nemesis?"

Reinholdt looks out to the crowd and slowly tries to back off stage, hoping the questions would keep them distracted.

They believe me to be fast food, that's why. So I kill them dead. *hmmmBOOM*

[Fan]

Martin, Oscar, and Ludovic appear. They wave to the other characters forced into this thread by their players (:smalltongue:) and Martin speaks up.
"I'd tell you all to stop fighting, but it's invariably better for me in the long run, and I don't care anyways. Now, we're not here to endorse anyone. Yet. But I would like to ask the contestants for Vampire ITP what their prefered non-seduction based method of obtaining prey is, and why."
Oscar pipes up.
"I also wanted to know what the Sayer ITP contestants are planning on actually doing to combat evil and abberation if they win. I need to know what I'll be up against later, you know?"

I stalk them in a alleyway quickly handling any people that look suspious like the slayers already mentioned.
I then fake a injury, and drain them if they come too close. If not I break their leg, and after draining hang them up as a "example" to those who would resist.

Also @ Reindholt: I was turned by Dracula long before he ever became Vlad. I enjoyed it at first using the abundance of power to destroy those who had put my life in such peril before, and then raiding the country side for a couple hundred years under various alias's. Eventually I betrayed Vlad, and trapped him inside the ruby that is the inside of this hilt. He gets out occasionly, and I have to deal with him, but I've not failed yet.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*looks at Atreyu and Wolfbane and Blue Umbrella and such*
"I don't know about that. Lycanthropes seem pretty cool, too."
I, as a were-cookie am feeling excluded.....

I may not get uber-strength or protection from rain or something...but once every full moon, I become DELICIOUS!

[Haruki-kun]

"I also wanted to know what the Slayer ITP contestants are planning on actually doing to combat evil and abberation if they win. I need to know what I'll be up against later, you know?"

"Well... back in my day, I infiltrated AMEN with the purpose of destroying them from the inside in many different ways, some of which included a giant Cheese Grater, flooding the base, electrocution, tidal waves, Warp Portals set in a valcano's crater, setting a Chain Chomp loose, a Holy Light of Judgement, and a boot to the head.

I believe most of the AMENites were slain at one point or another in this way."

[Boo]

*sigh* It's not great, but it's gothic like I promised.

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii18/luyan/GC.jpg

[RabbitHoleLost]

For you slayers, I must ask...
Predators are the way of things, aren't they?
You look at moose, carribou, rabbits.
Wolves and coyotes and bears are there to keep the population of those animals down. Because, if too many exist, they overpopulate, overfeed, and starve out other creatures.
Humans and other prey are exactly the same. Coming in, bulldozing forests and all those homes to those cute little bunny rabbits.
Vampires are the way nature cuts down on humanity.
Vampires are population control :smallwink:

[Ashen Lilies]

Metaphor Extension: Yes, but do you blame the elephant for trampling lion that ate its spawn into a broken, quivering mass of meat and bone? The only difference between humanity and the proverbial elephant is that humans, while flawed, exhibit a greater amount of efficiency and artistry in brutally murdering their proverbial lion.
That, and we aren't all gray and wrinkly and have big ears and noses. Well, most of us anyway.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Yes, but I've never actually known a lion to eat an elephant, you know?
Not even a baby.
:smalltongue:

[Ashen Lilies]

Concession: Well, it wasn't a perfect metaphor.
So... um...
*draws sword*
:smallamused:

[PhantomFox]

Yes, but I've never actually known a lion to eat an elephant, you know?
Not even a baby.
:smalltongue:

Obviously someone hasn't watched Planet Earth. Lions have been known to hunt Elephants (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TFHqlj3DT1I&feature=related).

[Dallas-Dakota]

Obviously someone hasn't watched Planet Earth. Lions have been known to hunt Elephants (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TFHqlj3DT1I&feature=related).
You mean National Geographic?:smallconfused:

DD for Weresomething itp!
And if you don't do that...I'l...I'l...I'l deny you cookies...
Or atleast vote for Atreyu then...

[Ashen Lilies]

Cookies? Hah! Cookies of Evil you mean.
...
Can I have some?

[Shadowcaller]

So a few quetsions to you slayers:


The Slayer Quiz!

1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?

3. Team player or lone wolf?

4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?

5. Can there be "good" werewolfs and vampires that you would not slay?

6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?

7. What slayer in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?

8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)

[Ashen Lilies]

So a few quetsions to you slayers:


The Slayer Quiz!

1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?
Just the fact that there's a bunch of monsters that'll suck your blood and prey on you. Plus, the pay's good, and Vampires usually have a lot of treasure from their mostly being noble and living in mansions and such.

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
Vampires, since werewolves are more sympathetic, since at least half of them are unwilling victims and can't control themselves when transformed. It pains me to have to put them down, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

3. Team player or lone wolf?
Depends. I usually go alone, but I'm not an idiot, and sometimes there are things you just can't handle alone. I usually try to get help from a professional like me, nothing ruins a slay like some half-educated yokel with a pitchfork and a sharpened branch.

4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?
Mostly my skills, my sword, and silver bullets. Lots of silver bullets. However, things like grenades have their uses, but I frown on the explosive kind, and I usually prefer specialized or magical grenades of my own design, or flashbangs if I'm going against a Vampire.

5. Can there be "good" werewolfs and vampires that you would not slay?
Sure. Werewolves who take active steps to isolate themselves when they turn, or who can control their transformed state and choose not to attack people, and vampires who only prey on volunteers and/or animals, and refrain from spreading their cursed blood.

6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
Well, it's good to have a source of information first. Gossiping merchants or travelers are good, but the best is if you join a guild of professionals, since they usually have a diviner among them so you can know of an incident as soon as it happens. Then comes the hard part. If you're lucky, the diviner can tell you exactly who the vampire is. If he can't, here comes the hard part. You can't just go in, sword on hip, proudly displaying your slayer logo if you're hunting a vampire, otherwise they'll take steps to hide or kill you. Sometimes though, if you're looking for a vampire or a werewolf who was just recently turned, that might be a good thing to do, as they'll probably be scared enough by your presence to make mistakes and reveal themselves. But that's easy. Let's assume we've got an ancient one. A vampire who's been living a good century or more, ingraining himself in a town. That's when you have to start asking questions, getting people drunk, and doing a bit of digging after dark. But that's the hard part, getting information without giving any, or even letting them know you want the information. In small villages where vampires or werewolves abound, the community is tightly knit, and once word gets out an outsider has been asking funny questions, you're doomed. It's much easier in big cities or ports though, everyone is always coming in and out, and information flows like water. But enough of that. Say you've got your vampire. Now you've got to slay it, and here's the important part, you've got to do it right. And you've got to do it with style. Any old fighter who knows the sharp end of a stake from the unsharp end can stab a vampire with it (slight exaggeration), but simple killing doesn't make a slayer. A slayer is defined by the pure style and badassery in which he kills the target, a style that only comes from a perfectly aimed burst of silver bullets, before a simultaneous decapitation and staking, before filling the bastard's mouth with garlic, burning it, and throwing the ashes into a river. As I said before, any old fighter or rogue or what-have-you of sufficient power can kill a vampire (or werewolf), but to slay a vampire (or werewolf) you need the style and finality that says 'You're safe now, he won't be bothering us again.'

7. What slayer in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?
Well, he doesn't slay Vampires or Werewolves, but Galanoth the Dragonslayer from AdventureQuest (and spinoffs) has the sheer style and badass attitude that defines a slayer, even if he is a bit thick about it sometimes. And you have to admit, that's a bitchin' suit of armor he's got.

8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)
The same way I would kill anything else, except with an extra bit of digging to make absolutely sure he's the droid guy I'm looking for.


Signing off,
KidKris

[Fan]

So, wait if you only hunt those who dont spread their so calle cursed blood then why ar you hunting me?
I only have 2.:smalltongue:
Oh, and *noms darkcomet again*

[Ashen Lilies]

You turned Vespe and Malgamor into vampires. That counts as spreading your unholy lineage. And Darkcomet is not a volunteer. So you don't fulfill any of the requirements of a good vampire in my opinion. Therefore you must be slain.

[Fan]

You turned Vespe and Malgamor into vampires. That counts as spreading your unholy lineage. And Darkcomet is not a volunteer. So you don't fulfill any of the requirements of a good vampire in my opinion. Therefore you must be slain.

:smallconfused:
despite the fact that I fight evil on a daily basis, and have the hero award in my sig. I'd say I'm pretty good aligned. Need I mention that I turned vespe to save his life as well?

[Ashen Lilies]

Yes. And also, you claimed you were an 'anti-hero', which doesn't exactly put you high up on the moral axis. Not to mention the fact you frequently fly into murderous rages.

[Fan]

Yes. And also, you claimed you were an 'anti-hero', which doesn't exactly put you high up on the moral axis. Not to mention the fact you frequently fly into murderous rages.

the murderous rages are because someone has A: Mind raped someone close to me. B: Kidnaped a certain someone. C: Hurt me veyr badly.. (Not that i care about personal harm,. whatever doesnt kill you simply makes you... stranger. [/quote] )), or D: Badly hurtsomeone I'm close to.
also anti heroes can be heroic. Just look at Spawn, Ghost Rider, and Lestat. Sure he is never the most good aligned person, but they get the job done.

[Ashen Lilies]

The Punisher gets the job done. Would you call him heroic? What about (Movie) Two-Face? He was killing the gangsters and corrupt cops who killed Rachel. Or (movie) Ras-al-Ghul? He was going to eliminate a festery hive of scum and villainy. Sometimes the ends do not justify the means. But this is crossing into Hero itp territory. So for now, *stab*

[Fan]

The Punisher gets the job done. Would you call him heroic? What about (Movie) Two-Face? He was killing the gangsters and corrupt cops who killed Rachel. Or (movie) Ras-al-Ghul? He was going to eliminate a festery hive of scum and villainy. Sometimes the ends do not justify the means. But this is crossing into Hero itp territory. So for now, *stab*

wow. You stabbed me in the chest with a metal stick. I'm in so much pain. The agony of it all. Heh. *shoves self all the down the hilt of the blade whispering into the slayers ear* "Lisen now, and listne good slayer. I'm letting you live right now, but I'm begining to get annoyed. So I suggest you go back to hunting spawn, and let the big boys play their games."

[Ashen Lilies]

You do realize this blade is silver. And holy enchanted. And on fire. At it's at least a +4, maybe even +5. Nil gave it to me, remember? Also,

*shoots Fan in head with silver bullets before swiftly drawing out sword and decapitating while simultaneously staking through the heart with rowan post.*

[Fan]

Firstly Anne rice vampire we arent effected by Holy symbols, silver, and their ilk that whole holy nonsense. hell, Lestat actually payed a visit to the realm of heaven itself, and although he was awed by its beauty he came out no worse physically. hell, he even wears a crucifix. As do I.
The fire however will hurt.
Also your pulling out a rowan wand eh?
*groin kick from hell*

[Ashen Lilies]

>>
The whole point of Vampirism is that it is a curse, not a blessing. Vampire's aren't 'super special awesome', and if they are, you're doing it wrong.
Now, that doesn't mean that they have to be all wangsty and 'Whyyyy? Whyyyy meeeee?', but they should still have crippling weaknesses. Otherwise, why the hell doesn't everyone want to become a vampire? You get superstrength and can dodge bullets and are immortal, and the only difference is a change in food source and extra money sent on sunscreen. (and in Twilight's case, not even the sunscreen.) Sure, it's not for everyone, but it's not exactly a balance between blessing and curse either. Which it should be.
Please tell me Anne Rice vampires at least have some weaknesses.

[Fan]

>>
The whole point of Vampirism is that it is a curse, not a blessing. Vampire's aren't 'super special awesome', and if they are, you're doing it wrong.
Now, that doesn't mean that they have to be all wangsty and 'Whyyyy? Whyyyy meeeee?', but they should still have crippling weaknesses. Otherwise, why the hell doesn't everyone want to become a vampire? You get superstrength and can dodge bullets and are immortal, and the only difference is a change in food source and extra money sent on sunscreen. (and in Twilight's case, not even the sunscreen.) Sure, it's not for everyone, but it's not exactly a balance between blessing and curse either. Which it should be.
Please tell me Anne Rice vampires at least have some weaknesses.
they are still vulnerable to sunlight.. and umm..... I would sya the whole cant cross water bit except that Lestat (although he was being controlled by the body thief at that point, and time.) Was on a cruise ship..... Hmm, this is rather difficult... Umm, they are hunted by the Talmund.... They do have some, but they arent your generic weaknesses. they cna also punch Ghosts (Black wood farm.), and have telekinesis, and pyrokinesis.. yeah I've toned them down, but they are still nasty.
they cant transgform like normal vampires can though, cant summoun creatures of the night, nor can they do the whole gaseous thing either.

[Ashen Lilies]

Ah. Right. In that case.
*shoves flashbang into face.*

There, that should slow you down enough so that I may cross this stream and go slay some real vampires. :smalltongue:

[Fan]

Ah. Right. In that case.
*shoves flashbang into face.*

There, that should slow you down enough so that I may cross this stream and go slay some real vampires. :smalltongue:
Anne rice vamires are real vampires.. Also I wouldn't suggest crossing the stream that is where th :shudder: twilight vampires are.

[Shadowcaller]

they are still vulnerable to sunlight.. and umm..... I would sya the whole cant cross water bit except that Lestat (although he was being controlled by the body thief at that point, and time.) Was on a cruise ship..... Hmm, this is rather difficult... Umm, they are hunted by the Talmund.... They do have some, but they arent your generic weaknesses. they cna also punch Ghosts (Black wood farm.), and have telekinesis, and pyrokinesis.. yeah I've toned them down, but they are still nasty.
they cant transgform like normal vampires can though, cant summoun creatures of the night, nor can they do the whole gaseous thing either.

Intresting... I would like to redirect you here (http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20021230.html):smallbiggrin:

[Ashen Lilies]

...
Awesome. I obviously need to buy a one eyed sentient plant to help me with my slaying.

[Fan]

Intresting... I would like to redirect you here (http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20021230.html):smallbiggrin:
ah, yes thats what I forgot. we are in fact still vulnerable to garlic*.
(In the snese that it smells so strong to us that we vomit up our most recent *meal*.)

[Duos]

What plant? Woot is an eternal sweeper! One of the janitors of Cthulu! And yeah, that is awesome and made of win. Check it out, Kidkris, I made you a spine snapping device to make this process easier.:smalltongue:

[FireFox]

So a few quetsions to you slayers:


The Slayer Quiz!

1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?
I hate evil things. there is something in my pyschological makeup that makes me want to protect people and fight evil. I am very good at tactical and strategic planning.
2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
Vampires. They are so full of themselves, but have you ever seen a vampire receiving spy training on how to avoid detection when walking through a crowd?
3. Team player or lone wolf?
Team player of course. As I outlined in my plan, you can't do this alone. Youneed a carefully trained team.
4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?
Again, I already outlined this in my plan.
5. Can there be "good" werewolfs and vampires that you would not slay?
Yes, if there are such a thing. I personally believe that since vampirism, by definition, involves damning once soul and becoming evil, there is no such thing though.
6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
I already talked a bit about this, but let me elaborate. Identify suspicious targets, observe them, build up a pattern of their movements, wait until they get together and meet, and then execute the standard methods of taking out the room. Just using their weaknesses this time.
7. What slayer in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?
Eesh... I don't know toomany, but Blade I guess... He's nononsense and knows when to work with others.
8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)
I have no idea really... Make sure they really are what they are before you take them out.


>>
The whole point of Vampirism is that it is a curse, not a blessing. Vampire's aren't 'super special awesome', and if they are, you're doing it wrong.
Now, that doesn't mean that they have to be all wangsty and 'Whyyyy? Whyyyy meeeee?', but they should still have crippling weaknesses. Otherwise, why the hell doesn't everyone want to become a vampire? You get superstrength and can dodge bullets and are immortal, and the only difference is a change in food source and extra money sent on sunscreen. (and in Twilight's case, not even the sunscreen.) Sure, it's not for everyone, but it's not exactly a balance between blessing and curse either. Which it should be.
Please tell me Anne Rice vampires at least have some weaknesses.
I agree completely. Vampires are supposed to be evil, and as such should be vulnerable to elements of good.

[Reinholdt]

A very well dressed Reinholdt comes out on stage holding cue cards and looking exceedingly nervous. He rubs his neck a bit, pulling some on his collar, before clearing his throat.

"Ahem. Uh, greetings slayers, vampires, and were-things." He looks out into the audience of all the things that want to victimize and/or kill him and gulps. His hands are shaking quite a bit, and his voice cracks every third word.

"We, uh, we have some questions for you."

"Vampires, how did you come to be vampires? Did you embrace the life afterwards? What's the best thing about being a vampire?"

"Were-things, how did you come to be? Can you control yourself on a full moon? What's best about being a were-thing?"

"And, uh, slayers who hopefully don't want to kill me." His eyes dart back and forth over the crowd. "What drove you to hunt these creatures of the night? Aren't you afraid of someday stepping over the line and becoming the monster? Do you have a personal nemesis?"

Reinholdt looks out to the crowd and slowly tries to back off stage, hoping the questions would keep them distracted.
Reposted since it got buried at the end of a page.

And I want to see some origin stories, people!

[Dallas-Dakota]

"
"Were-things, how did you come to be? Can you control yourself on a full moon? What's best about being a were-thing?"
A very unique process.
As some of you may know, I sometimes animate cookies. A intricate process during the baking. But one batch ran away, and decided to take revenge on me for nom'ing so many of their kind, but a werewolf on a full moon tried to nom some of them....but due to that they really aren't alive or creatures, they weren't infected, but they had the curse, and when they attacked, they tried to eat me and bit me....And thus this was passed onto me, one would expect me to become a werewolf, but I didn't...I don't know exactly how but due to reasons why cookies weren't werewolf-cookies made me a were-cookie.....Once when I was new I couldn't resist and take a bite out of myself....*shudder*....I was delicious...but it was horrible...Ever since that bite I controlled myself every time I turned.....

[Moofin Bard]

I shall run for Were-Muffin in the Playground! How did this happen you ask? Well it was a rainy Tuesday afternoon. I was eating my lunch in the cafeteria. You all know those lunch ladies like to experiment. Apparently they were using some sort of nuclear waste in a new food product. I'm not allowed to give details. I signed a government contract. Anyway, some of this nuclear waste muct have contaminated my muffin because when I tried to eat it (as I do every day) it bit me! I threw it across the room. I think a janitor picked it up. Anyway, now during the full moon, I turn into a human-sized muffin.

[Haruki-kun]

The Slayer Quiz!

1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?
I was sent to the Mortal realms for the sole purpose of being one! I've always been a Slayer, it's what my kind does!

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
Ridiculously over-powered characters who are no fun alive at all. Also, demons. I love how they hiss when the Holy Blade slices them in half.

3. Team player or lone wolf?
Both. Depends on the situation. In my case it was important to be a team player in orer to slay my entire team AND the opposing team. However, I could be considered pretty lone as I'm the only one of a Good Alignment in an Evil organization.

4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?
A sword, a Chain Chomp, and ripped-off Ragnarok Online spells.

5. Can there be "good" werewolves and vampires that you would not slay?
Oh... I guess so. Depends on their urge to bite me. Literally.

6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
Search from the skies, fall on them with my sword ready, then eliminate.

7. What slayer the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?
Possibly Shana or Link. Maybe even Mario.

8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)
Holy Light, of course. It usually won't hurt the human, just the demon that's taking over him.

[Fan]

I agree completely. Vampires are supposed to be evil, and as such should be vulnerable to elements of good.
Then what about Good vampires such as myself?:smalltongue:

[FireFox]

Then what about Good vampires such as myself?:smalltongue:

About as annoying as people trying to win this contest in character.
Let's take a moment and look at the symbolism of this all. Walking corpse? Soulless? Active at night? Sunlight hurts it? Drains blood and life from people? Yeah... Regardless of how culture may have perverted it, vampires are clearly meant to be evil, evil things. I mean, aren't the very folktales about vampires and werewolves nothing more than the reflection of the darker fears of the human conscious? Mankind invented stories about vampires and werewolves in an effort to put a face and a name to the dark horrors they felt inside of them. I simply have a hard time believing that a creature whose very existance is profane and damned can really be good. Sure, there are modern stories that say that vampires are really nice guys after all, but that is not why the legend of vampires was created. I firmly believe that vampires are truly evil, if they exist at all.

[Reinholdt]

About as annoying as people trying to win this contest in character.
Er... Unless you're saying you hunt Vampires and Were-things in real life, you're also trying to win this contest in character. :smallwink:

[FireFox]

Er... Unless you're saying you hunt Vampires and Were-things in real life, you're also trying to win this contest in character. :smallwink:

I don't do that at all. Not now at any event. However, I have outlined a plan (which happens to be my primary campaign speech) on the best methods for going about such a task. I do not slay vampires and werewolves. But if I had to, I would be kickass at it. Because I have a plan for everything.

[Fan]

About as annoying as people trying to win this contest in character.
Let's take a moment and look at the symbolism of this all. Walking corpse? Soulless? Active at night? Sunlight hurts it? Drains blood and life from people? Yeah... Regardless of how culture may have perverted it, vampires are clearly meant to be evil, evil things. I mean, aren't the very folktales about vampires and werewolves nothing more than the reflection of the darker fears of the human conscious? Mankind invented stories about vampires and werewolves in an effort to put a face and a name to the dark horrors they felt inside of them. I simply have a hard time believing that a creature whose very existance is profane and damned can really be good. Sure, there are modern stories that say that vampires are really nice guys after all, but that is not why the legend of vampires was created. I firmly believe that vampires are truly evil, if they exist at all.

Well, thats a rather self serving point of view. i assume you believe that someone who was raised in a inherently evil household is also evil? Also, while the origanal vampires may be that times change, and so do people FF. What makes a vampire any different? with the invention of blood banks there is no need to kill when feeding to prevent vampriwm from spreading, and I know abotu 10 people RL who REFUSE to go out into the sun simply because they dislike getting sunburnt. Also you may be looking at vamprism as a curse rather than a genetic anomaly. Vamprism works like such rather than being entirely blood flowless it is more of a adrenal addiction to feel, and taste of blood it also begins with massive adrenal rushes throughout the brain creating the atypical rabid vampire... Later as it progresses the adrenal flow goes down, and creates the modern day Dracula with the skin becomng incredibly sensitive to bot UV, and natural sun rays... this is the scinetist's approach to the vampire here BTW. Not mine.

[Helgraf]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][I]"Vampires, how did you come to be vampires? Did you embrace the life afterwards? What's the best thing about being a vampire?"


Renfield's head lolls to the left, drool running down his chin. "The Master's history is long ... long and sordid ... and he does not speak of such things with merely mortal ... commentators! He has been since the ever was, was more than ever would have been be. And he has promised ... PROMISED ... me ... the gift ... if I do as he asks and never question him, yes, yes, Renfield will, will do. Yes MASTER I OBEY!"

"Power .... respect. Culture ... hindsight. Refinement. All, the Master has..."

[Boo]

Frankly, I've always been keen on Were-things. They could always have more depth than a Vampire, and I could have more fun with them. Plus, it keeps romance at bay if done properly*. Hell, I'm hairy enough to be a werewolf, being that I'm called a yeti by some friends who see my arms and legs.

Throughout my gaming career (both PbPRP and RPG) I've always had a were-character. I've never had a Vampire character, and I find that funny. Well, personally funny, not out right hilarious. Maybe it's because I can identify with were-creatures.

Even though this is not directly related to this particular competition, I most enjoy being a Wolf in WW games. This is because it takes more skill to be a power role than it does to be a villager (well, skill in stealth and acting normally).

If you're wondering why I chose the username Blue Umbrella instead of something werewolf related, that's because I'm not completely obsessed with werewolves, and werewolf related usernames feel a little over done if I do say so myself. As well, Blue Umbrella is related to a future project of mine that may or may not turn into a career.

In any case, I'd like to be voted for bronze place in the Werewolf category. No more than that.

* By properly, I don't mean people doing romance don't, but romance plots can be avoided if a were-character is done in a certain way.

P.S. Please note that I am not a furry, I just like werewolves. This is a note for people who assume too much too quickly.


EDIT: I just noticed the fourth category... Well, vote for me for one of the two categories. Werewolf, or Were-something. I'd like gold, but if not, I'll go for bronze. I don't like silver at all. It tastes bad, but then again, wine and cheese age to taste; why not silver?

[FireFox]

Well, thats a rather self serving point of view. i assume you believe that someone who was raised in a inherently evil household is also evil? Also, while the origanal vampires may be that times change, and so do people FF. What makes a vampire any different? with the invention of blood banks there is no need to kill when feeding to prevent vampriwm from spreading, and I know abotu 10 people RL who REFUSE to go out into the sun simply because they dislike getting sunburnt. Also you may be looking at vamprism as a curse rather than a genetic anomaly. Vamprism works like such rather than being entirely blood flowless it is more of a adrenal addiction to feel, and taste of blood it also begins with massive adrenal rushes throughout the brain creating the atypical rabid vampire... Later as it progresses the adrenal flow goes down, and creates the modern day Dracula with the skin becomng incredibly sensitive to bot UV, and natural sun rays... this is the scinetist's approach to the vampire here BTW. Not mine.

I believe that vampiers are symbols of the unknown horror present in the human conscious. I mean, to each there own of course. Your understanding of vampires is different from mine, which is different from almost everybody else. You asked me about Good vampires and I told you that, from my beliefs on the human soul and common mythology, there are no such things. I'm not trying to force my opinions on anyone. Of course, in the event that I do become caught up in real vampire issues, odds are that I may need to adjust my plan. This is perfectly all right because my plan is flexible and was made to be adjustable to account for any new circumstances.

[Boo]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii18/luyan/WW.jpg

Random picture for future reference. I photoshopped it like every other picture I use as a perma-reference.

[wxdruid]

The Vampire Quiz!


1. So what did make you choose your current path as a vampire? I didn’t choose it, I was chosen by the vampire that turned me. Joscelin has been bitter about it ever since and refuses to let me feed off him.

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy? I prefer humanoids, preferably males because they are so easy to seduce and bring under my will. All it takes is batting my eyelashes and showing them a bit of leg and they easily fall under my sway and drown themselves in my dark eyes.

3. Team player or lone wolf? I do not like associating with other vampires. I do, however, enjoy keeping one male under my control. They are usually quite entertaining.

4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures you’re hunting? I have my perfect body, my undeniable charm and unlimited persuasion to use on them. If I drain them dry, they die with a look of ecstasy on their face.

5. Can there be "good" food that you would not use for your own enjoyment? All living, thinking creatures are here for my enjoyment and pleasure.

6. How do you find the creatures you hunt? Humanoids are plentiful enough, it doesn’t take much looking to find them. And how do you catch/kill them? As mentioned above, all it takes is a little effort on my part and they fall into my arms.

7. What vampire in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite? I consider myself to be unique and choose what I prefer for myself.

8. How would you kill your dinner? First…I lure them close with a look and a bit of easy flirting, intimating that I have what they desire. If they prove recalcitrant, I persuade them more subtly with my charm by staring into their eyes and increased flirting. When they come close enough, I slip my arms around them, hold them close and press my soft full lips against their neck, often a little lick helps the process along and soon they desire me. It doesn’t matter if they previously fought me, they will desire me with all that they have. I delay a bit, drawing out the anticipation, it often causes my victim to try and hurry me along. I yawn widely and bite down, simultaneously I insinuate what I want into their mind, causing extreme pleasure and desire at the same time I take my first drink. I hold them close to me, my victim usually loses all sense of outside awareness at this point and this is when I begin to drink in earnest. I let the smooth, warm, coppery liquid flow down my throat unhindered while enhancing the pleasurable effects on their mind. They never realize it when they pass into unconsciousness. If I plan on letting them live, this is when I withdraw my canines from their neck and delicately lick the area clean. If I plan on killing them, I drink until I am full and they are gone.

Since, it is fun to answer these. Rearranged the Slayer quiz a bit, to fit my deadly Phèdre...

[Reinholdt]

"Er..."
*looks around to see if Firefox is around*
*slowly edges his way back towards Phèdre*

[wxdruid]

Phèdre welcomes him back with a smirk, My sweet pomme de sang. I missed you while I was sleeping...

[Shadowcaller]

*slowly steps away from Phèdre after reading the vampire quiz*:smalleek:

[FireFox]

Hey buddy, it is your soul. One of the things I like most about life is free choice. The question here is, "is it really free choice when the vampire is making an effort to seduce you and turn your mind to her control?" Well, I disapprove of course, but if you wish to damn yourself, I will not stop you. Just know the full consequences of your actions.

[Reinholdt]

"I, um, I..."
*looks back and forth between slayer and seducer*

[wxdruid]

Phèdre smiles sweetly and bats her eyelashes at him, Don't disappoint me now. You know what you desire. She obviously believes that to be her. She flicks her tongue across the delicate points of her canines.

[Boo]

*swoops down and grabs Reinholdt with mouth* "Hnnn hn hnnhn nhnhnnhnhn!" which would have actually been understandable if it weren't for his mouth being full. He probably meant something like 'Ye be me next meal, boyo!' or 'GRRRRRRRRRRR!!'

One of the two.

[FireFox]

The loss of your soul... You'll get no rest you know. until somebody like me has the brutality and compassion to stake you, you'll be living countless years of undying agony. Is one little moment of sexual pleasure worth never truly resting for what could be eternity?

[Reinholdt]

*pushes himself out of Blue Umbrella's mouth, wipes off the yucky saliva, and runs over to Phèdre*
"You may do with me whatever you wish."

((Which he doesn't get to stick around for and see what it is, cause computer time is over for now. AKA Deadtime.))

[Shadowcaller]

*pushes himself out of Blue Umbrella's mouth, wipes off the yucky saliva, and runs over to Phèdre*
"You may do with me whatever you wish."

((Which he doesn't get to stick around for and see what it is, cause computer time is over for now. AKA Deadtime.))

"Such corruption..."

[wxdruid]

Phèdre takes him back, slipping one arm comfortingly around him.

To Firefox, You assume I plan to turn him? You assume to much, which only has the effect of making yourself look uneducated. I prefer my pomme de sangs to live.

[FireFox]

As long as we're talking about uneducated, I do believe you mean "You assume too much". Not that I would have normally pointed that out at all, but hey; you started it.
Hm, why does nobody have a speech linked in the first post? I know that there are plenty of people running, but do they not wish to make the effort of composing a speech and then PMing the organizer?

[wxdruid]

I only recently completed the quiz, but yes, mine has been forwarded...:smallbiggrin:

[Shadowcaller]

I only recently completed the quiz, but yes, mine has been forwarded...:smallbiggrin:

Well your character is freaking me out at least:smalleek:.

[wxdruid]

I am pleased to hear that. She is great fun to play and I enjoy the reactions she gets.

[Fan]

The Vampire Quiz!


[spoiler]1. So what did make you choose your current path as a vampire?
"Experiance, and the few worthwhile teachings of my creator. Being alone puts me at minimal danger, and prevents me from being endangered by others."
2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
"Prey is easy. Humans. they are weak, frail, and cocky. they think that so long as they have a gun they are indestructable I use this to find ideal victims. Silly creatues really. Arch rivals are easily the Lycanthropes. They are the EXACT opposites of we vampires. they are feral where we are refined they are wretched where we are beautiful, they are weak where we are strong, andm ost importantly they DROOL!:smallyuk:
3. Team player or lone wolf? "Lone wolf. Other vampires drag you down with their inexperiance, and two coffins are hqarder to hide then one. We are the RULERS of the night, not savage pack animals like those PIG BEASTS the lycanthropes."

4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures you’re hunting? "I have thralls, my own charms, my own vampire methods. If I have to I will break a leg, but will leave no noticable differences aside from the bite mark is at all possible. Today's world is frought with dangers for the modern vampire. More, and more people are becomign aware of us, and well I dont LIKe being noticed. damned goth kids always checking out my manor for "coffins" so annoying to wipe their memories.

5. Can there be "good" food that you would not use for your own enjoyment?
"well, yes. As I will mention later playing with your food is both disgusting, and childish. So, uncivilized."
6. How do you find the creatures you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
"Easily. In todays world prey is both easy to find, and easy to hide. Although the blood has become thick like mollases due to the high amounts of sugar they consume. It is rather disapointing to find a mortal who's blood appeals to you only to gag on it as it clogs your throat. If I find a mortal who I simply just wish to drain I wait until they are good, and alone most likely stalking them until then, and then I utter a cry from a near by alley way depending on the region, and target they may, or may not come. If they dont I simply get some human thralls to chase him, or her abit until they reach a relatively deserted area. There I apporach him/her knock them unconsious, and then drain them to a point that I feel satisfied, but dont leave a dead body behind someone who kills a potential food source is a fool. "
7. What vampire in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite? Well, I also consider myself unique, but if I absolutely had to choose I would say Lestat De`Lioncourte. His decadance, his taste in mortals, and most of all his desire to be left the hell alone by larger covens, and The Talmund.

8. How would you kill your dinner?
Gently. Anything else is absolute savagery. You dont play with your food my fellow vampires. That is childish.

Yeah, *chomps the closest non vampire TPAY*

[Boo]

*wonders if there's a werequiz*

[wxdruid]

Just alter the Slayer a quiz a bit to represent what you want to.

[Boo]

The Werequiz!

1. How did you become a Were-thing?

I pricked myself on the handle of a blue umbrella during a rainy night. The next month I noticed that I was being carried around by someone during a rainy night as well, so I pricked their finger, thus continuing the cycle.

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?

Were-coats. They think they're sooooooo cool, but you still get drenched in them. And they're always groping their prey! Pervs.

3. Team player or lone wolf?

I have to go it alone. I'd go in packs, but we werebrellas don't have any way of moving ourselves.

4. What techniques do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures you're hunting?

I act like an umbrella, and give a pretty convincing performance.

5. Can there be "good" people that you do not infect/eat?

If someone has really soft hands, I don't prick them.

6. How do you find your prey? And how do you infect them?

They find me when it's stormy, or too sunny outside. I'm like a spider in its web, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. When I prick their exposed skin, I infect them and they'll become umbrella's every rainy night.

7. What Were-creature in pop culture do you consider your role model or favorite?

Uh... none. Everyone's too caught up with sissy Vampires to care about the other half, and the most recent examples aren't very good.

...maybe what's his name from Big Wolf on Campus just because it was like a parody of Buffy where a Werewolf was the hero.

8. How would you kill your prey?

I'd fold onto their heads, sufficate them, then go omnomnomnomnom on their body!

[Reinholdt]

"Such corruption..."
"Can't help it if I know what I like." *melts in Phèdre's arms*

[Dallas-Dakota]

1. How did you become a Were-thing?


As some of you may know, I sometimes animate cookies. A intricate process during the baking. But one batch ran away, and decided to take revenge on me for nom'ing so many of their kind, but a werewolf on a full moon tried to nom some of them....but due to that they really aren't alive or creatures, they weren't infected, but they had the curse, and when they attacked, they tried to eat me and bit me....And thus this was passed onto me, one would expect me to become a werewolf, but I didn't...I don't know exactly how but due to reasons why cookies weren't werewolf-cookies made me a were-cookie.....Once when I was new I couldn't resist and take a bite out of myself....*shudder*....I was delicious...but it was horrible...Ever since that bite I controlled myself every time I turned.....

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
My arch enemie would be Castaras, I think.

3. Team player or lone wolf?

Usually a lone wolf, as I am one of a kind, but I know when I need help.

4. What techniques do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures you're hunting?
I entice them usually...Sometimes they get me in their mouthes, but then I quickly climb inside and eat them from the inside out.

5. Can there be "good" people that you do not infect/eat?

All must eat. There can be none that survive and not eat, not infect? Yes, I don't infect.

6. How do you find your prey? And how do you infect them?

Usually I stalk around bakery's at night....You'd be amazed at how many hungry people check out if it's at 24 hour open bakery....Sometimes fast food restaurants as well...But I find them not as good. As I said, I don't infect them, I wouldn't want to wish this upon anybody, and I only know the true extent of my powers, say if somebody else became a were-cookie that'd be lost...And my existence would become known....

7. What Were-creature in pop culture do you consider your role model or favorite?

None...For I am unique...

8. How would you kill your prey?

Eat them from the inside out. Quickly NOM their necks when they try to raise me to their mouthes, that usually stops them.

Vote DD for Were-something itp!

[Moofin Bard]

The Werequiz!


1. How did you become a Were-thing?

How did this happen you ask? Well it was a rainy Tuesday afternoon. I was eating my lunch in the cafeteria. You all know those lunch ladies like to experiment. Apparently they were using some sort of nuclear waste in a new food product. I'm not allowed to give details. I signed a government contract. Anyway, some of this nuclear waste muct have contaminated my muffin because when I tried to eat it (as I do every day) it bit me! I threw it across the room. I think a janitor picked it up. Anyway, now during the full moon, I turn into a human-sized muffin.

2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?

The Were-Blueberries. They think that they're so cool just because blueberry is a favorite muffin type. But no one would eat them if they weren't in muffins.

3. Team player or lone wolf?

I'm a lone wolf. Most of us were-muffins are. It's mostly because we have no legs and it's easier to draw in prey when we're not in packs.

4. What techniques do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures you're hunting?

My pleasing aroma and soft, squishy body.

5. Can there be "good" people that you do not infect/eat?

I can't eat people because I don't have a mouth when I turn but yes, there are good people out there that I wouldn't harm. *glances at FireFox*

6. How do you find your prey? And how do you infect them?

My prey tends to find me. They are drawn in by my delicious scent. That's good because I don't have arms or legs. Then, when they least expect it, it happens. They will eat a piece of me and that's how they get infected. By ingesting any part of a were-muffin.

7. What Were-creature in pop culture do you consider your role model or favorite?

Hmm...this is really hard. There aren't that many were-creatures in pop culture that aren't werewolves. So I have to pick a werewolf. And you're probably going to get mad at me but I'm going to say Jacob Black from Twilight. I can't help it. I'm a female.

8. How would you kill your prey?

When they are still entranced by my deliciousness, I fall over on top of them and smother them. They never see it coming and they die.

[Deathslayer7]

The Slayer Quiz!


1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?
It runs in my family.
2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
Vampires. Been there, done that. Same with werewolves. I'm hunting the big-daddy of them all. Death. :smallamused:
3. Team player or lone wolf?
Lone wolf. People tend to screw up a lot, and you don't want that happening when it is your life on the line.
4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?
Planning. You can never be too careful of a planner. Sure they might see through the first one, but can they see through the second and third one which is hidden in the first one? :smallamused:
5. Can there be "good" werewolfs and vampires that you would not slay?
That depends. If vampires and werewolves feed off of humans, I have to kill them. If they feed off of cattle or other livestock, then I might be able to let them go.
6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
Read the news. So many strange things happen, that it is pretty easy to identify targets. Then you must observe them to make sure they are truly evil. I don't think I could live with myself if I killed a human on accident. That's why I make sure they are evil before killing them.
7. What slayer in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?
Easy. Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural.
8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)?
First off, research. Discern myth from fact, and find out how to kill them. If there is no other way, then kill the body it inhabits, if that will kill it, or leads to its death.

[Shadowcaller]

The Slayer Quiz!


1. So what did make you choose your current path as a slayer?
It runs in my family.
2. What creature would you consider to be your favorite prey or arch-enemy?
Vampires. Been there, done that. Same with werewolves. I'm hunting the big-daddy of them all. Death. :smallamused:
3. Team player or lone wolf?
Lone wolf. People tend to screw up a lot, and you don't want that happening when it is your life on the line.
4. What devices do you use to gain an advantage of the creatures your hunting?
Planning. You can never be too careful of a planner. Sure they might see through the first one, but can they see through the second and third one which is hidden in the first one? :smallamused:
5. Can there be "good" werewolfs and vampires that you would not slay?
That depends. If vampires and werewolves feed off of humans, I have to kill them. If they feed off of cattle or other livestock, then I might be able to let them go.
6. How do you find the creature you hunt? And how do you catch/kill them?
Read the news. So many strange things happen, that it is pretty easy to identify targets. Then you must observe them to make sure they are truly evil. I don't think I could live with myself if I killed a human on accident. That's why I make sure they are evil before killing them.
7. What slayer in the popular culture do you consider your role model or favorite?
Easy. Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural.
8. How would you kill a horror? (A shape-shifting creature that can merge with humans and "become" them with memories and everything)?
First off, research. Discern myth from fact, and find out how to kill them. If there is no other way, then kill the body it inhabits, if that will kill it, or leads to its death.

A slayer witch? What an interesting concept.

[Fan]

Remeber a vote for FF fanboy is a vote for a SMART vampire who uses more than his body to get what he wants.:smallwink:
Cause that honestly seems to be what the other two people actively running are doing.:smalltongue:

[wxdruid]

FF fanboy, you already have my vote! :smalltongue:

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Phèdre easily supports her pomme de sang and whispers a little in his ear, something guaranteed to make him blush...

[Reinholdt]

*imagines*
:smallredface: :smallredface: :smallredface: :smallredface:

[Lord Herman]

Lo and behold; the nominations have started! Linky!

[Dallas-Dakota]

NOMINATE DALLAS-DAKOTA FOR WERE-SOMETHING ITP!

Because y'know, nominations are now up.

[Shadowcaller]

"Lust is but a hinder that can be overcome, it clouds your judgment and can sometimes be tempting you to corruption."

[Darkcomet]

Nominate Darkcomet for Slayer itP.

Because I'm hunting monsters... *waves cannon at the next were-thing or vampire to post*

[Reinholdt]

"Lust is but a hinder that can be overcome, it clouds your judgment and can sometimes be tempting you to corruption."
"Shush you. I don't get it much, so I'm going to take my chances while I can."

[Fan]

FF fanboy, you already have my vote! :smalltongue:

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Phèdre easily supports her pomme de sang and whispers a little in his ear, something guaranteed to make him blush...

And I appreciate your support my fellow Satraps of nox noctis.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Remeber a vote for FF fanboy is a vote for a SMART vampire who uses more than his body to get what he wants.:smallwink:
Cause that honestly seems to be what the other two people actively running are doing.:smalltongue:

Is it?
Am I coming off as one of those?
If it works, fine, but I'd much rather make a man scream.
I'm not about love or affection or keeping the body around. I'm not out to keep some cat as my pet.
I'm here as a population control. Just like any other predator.

[Fan]

Is it?
Am I coming off as one of those?
If it works, fine, but I'd much rather make a man scream.
It was entirely in jest Rabbit.
No offense.

[Raistlin1040]

Vote Raistlin for Slayer because...um...because...

*Cracks a window, reflects the sunlight to Fan with a mirror* There, I killed him. I am a Slayer!

*Note, this is not a serious bid for office/position/whatever.

[Fan]

Vote Raistlin for Slayer because...um...because...

*Cracks a window, reflects the sunlight to Fan with a mirror* There, I killed him. I am a Slayer!

*Note, this is not a serious bid for office/position/whatever.

Heh. Okay.
Although killing someone with light through a window is SO cliche.:smalltongue:

[Haruki-kun]

Support Haruki-kun for Slayer ITP!

Because a vote for me is a vote for a real Slayer!

Ask Fluffy if he hasn't been slain by me in the past...

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/Haruki-san/MekillingFluffy.png

[Raistlin1040]

Heh. Okay.
Although killing someone with light through a window is SO cliche.:smalltongue:

So? It worked didn't it?

[Fan]

So? It worked didn't it?
Depends if I'm at a place with windows to be honest, or if its daytime at all.:smalltongue:
usually not out of my coffin during daytime.....
Yes I have a computer built into my coffin lid.:smalltongue:

[RabbitHoleLost]

Vote Raistlin for Slayer because...um...because...

*Cracks a window, reflects the sunlight to Fan with a mirror* There, I killed him. I am a Slayer!

*Note, this is not a serious bid for office/position/whatever.

xD
I love you, Raist.
So I'm going to kill you less painfully, k? <3

[Raistlin1040]

Save the best for last, yeah?

Fan, shut up. Accept your deadness (not undeadness, mind) like a man.

[Fan]

Save the best for last, yeah?

Fan, shut up. Accept your deadness (not undeadness, mind) like a man.
Thats a little rude. It was just joking after all.
Accept when someone jests like someone above the age of 13.:smallannoyed:

[RabbitHoleLost]

Thats a little rude. It was just joking after all.
Accept when someone jests like someone above the age of 13.:smallannoyed:

I'm highly certain he was jesting as well, m'dear.
Don't make me beat both of you and put you in the corner.
Or NOM you.
I'll do it.

[Raistlin1040]

I don't consort with vampires for...

I AM A SLAYER!

*Ninja dives around the thread, shooting silver bullets and cloves of garlic everywhere*

[RabbitHoleLost]

I don't consort with vampires

A'scuse me?
Boy, wait til I get my hands on you ::grumblegrumble::

[Raistlin1040]

Erm...unless they are pretty and have green hair. Then I will go...um...undercover >.>.

Besides, you know you love me. If by love, we mean "want to totally take a big bite out of my neck and suck out all of my warm and delicious blood.

[Darkcomet]

Vampire.
Vampiric
Darkcomet
Shadow



Lolwut?

That's not what I'm trying to get in with... :smalleek:

[Boo]

Vote for me for... something were-ish. Werewolf or Weresomething. >> *is after bronze or gold trophies*

[Raistlin1040]

@^ Oh! Vote for me!

Vampire:
Helgraf
Vampiric
FF fanboy

Werewolf:
Lykan
Exeson
Murska

Slayer:
Raistlin1040
KidKris
Darkcomet

Weresomething:
Atreyu
Reinholdt
DD, even though he's not voting for me.
Boo, you earn my lulz.

[Murska]

Apparently I've been getting nominated for Werewolf ITP so maybe I should actually campaign?

It's 3am and I'm totally not gonna create a campaign speech right now so I'll just say one thing:
"Murska - Always a wolf." (http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/7727/39aeo6q74bhm3.jpg)

EDIT: Now that it's no longer 3am, I'll try to think something up.

So, fellow beings, I have been notified of the fact that people think I exhibit wolfish qualities. I hate to admit it for it will just reinforce the arguments of those who seek to use the Murska Constant in order to get me day-1 lynched. But it is true. I have always admired wolves for their qualities, especially teamwork. In my country, there live a lot of wolves, and as such there is a lot of material about them available. They are often used as symbols of the nature, and 'lone wolf' is a common name for a hunter who works alone.

I, in real life, am more of a lone wolf. I do have friends but I dislike large groups of people and am more at home when I'm with my closest friends or alone.

In Werewolf games, I am, as most of you have noticed, quite often a wolf. I should start lobbying for a game where the wolves are the good guys, for the expression 'wolf' meaning 'bad guy' is way too common and unfair to us. We're always being portrayed as evil, those who are trying to ruin the lives of the 'normal' people. But I ask you, are these normal people not the ones who are, from the slighest hint of trouble, willing to abandon all team spirit, all of their friends and to lynch their long-time neighbours just to survive for one day longer? Wolves, they care for their own. No wolf will willingly sacrifice another wolf for his own gain, and if that one wolf insists on acting as a sacrifice to save the pack, they'll be remembered forever.

Even when I am not a wolf, I always try to establish groups. I have the most fun when I have loyal(or not-so-loyal) teammates I can scheme with. Working alone is not my way, as it is not the wolves' way.

I have brought the wolves some joyous victories, and I've participated in some grudging defeats. But always, I have been true to the pack, working towards the victory of my teammates, my friends.


So vote Murska for WEREWOLF IN THE PLAYGROUND!

(And as a pre-emptive response to certain people: I'm a human, I act as a wolf, thus running for Werewolf. If any one of you could truthfully say that you turn into a werewolf every full moon, I'd be the first in line to campaign for you. Unfortunately, none of you can do so. Werewolf, to me, means a wolfish human, a 'wolfmind'. Transformation into a wolf is very common but not necessary.)

[FireFox]

Gah, Forum ate my long post... :smallfrown:
Guess I'll have to just paraphrase.

I'm not doing so well, huh? I would like people to tell me why they aren't nominating me so I can address their concerns and prove that I'm a worthy candidate. Do you guys all dislike me because you'd rather vote for your friends, or is it because I'm running out of character?
I am a teenaged boy who has never actually killed a vampire or werewolf. I am willing to claim that everybody else running for the position of slayeritp is in that same boat. I feel that I at least deserve to be nominated for slayer because I possess several qualities that would make a good slayer. I am not a real slayer, nobody here is, yet I am one of the few people here that embodies the ideal behind a Slayer.
I am quite adept and creating and implementing tactical and strategic plans. I have trained myself in these ways be studying military theorists and historians. I have outlined my plan for dealing with vampires and werewolves previously on this thread. I firmly believe that such a plan could be effective if implemented today, in real life.
I am physically capable of meeting the rigorous challenges undertaken by fictional slayers. I am in good shape as a result of preparing for a military life. I am also very proficient with firearms and am devoutly religious, carrying around a cross.
I also have the mentality of a slayer. My whole life, my one ambition is to become either a professional soldier or a law enforcement officer. I am compelled to those fields due to me wanting to stop bad people from hurting the innocent. I believe that this is what being a slayer is about.
So please, vote FireFox for Slayeritp. I'm a real, living person, and I am a slayer in spirit, if not in name or deed.

[Ashen Lilies]

I beg to differ. I'm sorry FF, your position, while good, is not the same as mine as to what defines a Slayer. For me, what defines a Slayer is not just the fact that they kill monsters, but the style with which they do it. Otherwise, you're just a soldier. The important things about Slayers is that their meant to inspire people, and act as a symbol. That's why you typically see slayers in popular culture working alone, when in almost all cases working as a co-ordinated team would be more efficient. It's also why you always see them in cool jackets and millions of cool-but-impractical personalized weapons when really, body armor and standardized weaponry (with maybe a few personalized modifications) would be best and most efficient in handling a vampire threat. But really, if you were a bard, or a parent trying to reassure her children, or a villager telling all the other villagers about that cool slayer dude that killed a vampire once, would you rather tell about a team of soldiers who shot the vampire in the head with a silver bullet then left, or that lone outsider with a cool hat and a cooler coat with dual silver plated revolvers and a cool sword and all that extra cool looking stuff who shot and decapitated and staked the vampire, then cut it up and burned it up and spread its ashes to the river, ensuring a complete and permanent death (in the minds of the superstitious peasantry).
The difference between a Vampire slayer and a Vampire Slayer, is while Vampire slayers do it better, Vampire Slayers make a cool story out of it.

So while I respect your commitment to eradicating the Vampire menace, you'll never become a folk hero. And that is why I must run against you. And DC. And everyone else. Because I recognize what a Slayer is.

[Haruki-kun]

For me, what defines a Slayer is not just the fact that they kill monsters, but the style with which they do it.
.............
So while I respect your commitment to eradicating the Vampire menace, you'll never become a folk hero. And that is why I must run against you. And DC. And everyone else. Because I recognize what a Slayer is.

Hmmm.... White wings, check... Halo, check... sword, check... male with very long hair, check...

If it's gonna be a battle for style, then KidKris, believe me, I am not backing down.

[Vampiric]

@V Pstt. every since you've seen me I've been a vampire as well. My first avatar was a vampire, and well.. Green skin never struck me as "vampric".:smallwink::smalltongue:

I'd like to pre-emptively answer this before I get heckled during the campaign speech.

The green skin is a leftover from my orc days. I had a few Vampire avis made of different stages (the original, pixie, orc, barbarian, troll), and I was an orc for so long, that when I had xmas and other versions done, the orc one was copied.

Campaign Speech to come at a later date, when I'm not packing to go home.

Also, FF, key to being a vampire is being able to spell Vampire and any grammatical variations thereof :smalltongue: