Not really. I've had traits in fictional characters I'd be attracted to, but I don't think I've ever thought of it beyond that.
Of course this is because Visas Marr is a totally real person who exists and everything.
(this is a joke haha funny)
I'm 6 foot tall and I can fit in a washing machine.2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
Also I'm the best writer on a Creative Writing Degree, I think that's worth being proud about.
Water lilies.3. Roses or orchids?
Or trains. Trains are pretty cool.
Ask my friends, they'd say Pringles.4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Ask me, I'd say insomnia.
In reality, I'm over insomnia now so it's definitely Pringles.
Everybody thought I was already so I had to rise to meet their standards.5. How did you get to be so awesome?
Then I exceeded them and beat up Nixon. Or... something.
Playing with Lego.6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
Proper way to support weight in arches and arch-like structures.
Vicky. This means Disneyland is all ours, just as planned.7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
Jim Henson.8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
The man's probably my hero.
Being a great novelist.9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
Or beating Nicolas Cage in a boxing match.
I like this.10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
Friendship.11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
Befriend him, then we'll team up on Tokyo.
Why is this a choice. I've got the first and women want my second. Give me a cigar.12. Beards or babies?
Man, I did that when I was a teenager but I totally forgot what it actually meant after a while and now I've just totally forgotten it.13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
How about... Narcissisright. Being worthy of the praise you lavish on yourself.
So, me.
What you say when you obviously aren't Shakespeare.14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
Does Elvis count? I don't really read much poetry or listen to too many old songs.15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
Although, Mack the Knife might count.
Minotaurs. I have something of an obsession with the story of Theseus and the Labyrinth. I don't entirely understand why, but I sure hope my future children can escape the maze I build in our basement or I'll never be able to accept them as mine.16. Favorite mythological monster?
You'll be inside the meat grinder, I'll be by the operating controls.17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
By pressing that big red 'on' button.18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
I'm cool with either, dawg. Comedy is perhaps my best so it works well, but if anyone's got any serious ones I'll answer it. Never really talk much about myself, could be fun.19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
Justify my Playground-Celebrity Reputation. Or maybe pretend I'm still popular.20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?