I want a pet one of these as a cohort for my Grand High Vizier character (who is actually a mostly-rogue and is VERY good at faking stuff). Then I could say 'Giles, sort this out would you dear fellow..' and he probably could. They'd be hilarious, universally competant and almost exclusively underpowered. One thing which does slightly scare the crap outa me is what would happen if you threw item creation feats into this roiling mass of multi-magics...you could make just about anything and everything given a little time.