Huh. At first I dropped by just because I had some causticness to burn off. Found I was much more easy on internet people than my friends (I've been known to go in line by line, so if you wanna get a real treatment, PM me special and I'll nitpick to hell and back.)

Anyway, I might put up some real work, but it won't count as a 'free story,' so some other playgrounder can have at it.

Meantimes, I'll... think of something.