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    Troll in the Playground
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    May 2011
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    Default Socratov's brainfarts collection - Now with haikus!

    Damn it feels good to be a warlock.
    A real blasta-ass warlock keeps blastin',
    a real blasta-ass warlock never has no spells.
    'Cause a real blasta-ass warlock just invokes.

    And all I gotta blast you with are
    Hellrime, Brimstone and vitriolic blasts.
    'Cause when the Hellfire comes around, what you gonna do?
    Damn it feels good to be a warlock
    Last edited by Socratov; 2012-06-13 at 08:07 AM.
    Warlock Poetry?
    Or ways to use me in game?
    Better grab a drink...

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