Thanks for your time, Heliomance. I can telly you have impeccable taste, for I took this very picture with my phone from where I'm sitting right now:
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Fare the well, keep that top hat fully charged, and have a wonderful time ahead. Don't forget to pick up your copy of the home game as we prepare for the next interview.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors by the refreshments at the back of the room.

Our next guest comes to us all the way from Antarctica, where he must fight for his life against polar bears (imported, of course, polar bears are only native to the Northern hemisphere) every day just so the shadow government will provide him with internet access. And don't let him tell you different! That said, I'm pleased to present Private-Prinny!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent
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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?