Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
In my house? I have some Mexican cheese to make quesedillas with. I may go do that after I finish this round of questions.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Obscure questions man... Yes, I probably would. It makes life simpler.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
When I play Left 4 Dead I always go for a shotgun. In Left 4 Dead 2 I also grab the katana. The katana is sweet. In real-life though? I'd just hide. If they find you, you're dead.

Are you running to something, or from something?
To something. College graduation and all that.

What's the magic word?
Serendipity.