Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
In my house? I have some Mexican cheese to make quesedillas with. I may go do that after I finish this round of questions.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Obscure questions man... Yes, I probably would. It makes life simpler.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
When I play Left 4 Dead I always go for a shotgun. In Left 4 Dead 2 I also grab the katana. The katana is sweet. In real-life though? I'd just hide. If they find you, you're dead.

Are you running to something, or from something?
To something. College graduation and all that.

What's the magic word?