Originally Posted by Thanqol BlasTech got them for me! He's awesome. And for wishes, I suggest "I wish for no ironic punishments" for the first wish. For the second, "All of the shipping." The first wish nets you nothing, but then wears off. Then you get a supertanker to the head.
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