Skill Rules Absurdities (or, "Do you really want to do that?")

[Sucrose]

I'm pretty sure the Sleight of Hand skill does not give you free reign to dismantle another persons equipment piece by piece.

Probably wouldn't be permitted as a reasonable extrapolation by a DM, but I'd say that it's a possible reading of the rules. Was mostly joking in any case, given that this thread's all about stupid ideas involving skills.