Okay fine, fine. Everything on this page except my stuff, because I'm so very modest, and not at all a million times better than everyone forever and rightful lord and master of all, is awesome. There, happy now?
Fun fact: I once saw KidKris make out with a radioactive, three-nosed African bush elephant. He made me promise not to tell anyone and to burn the records, but apparently I'm not very good at keeping promises.