Quote Originally Posted by Kid Kris View Post
Oh! And two three of your stories are on this page as well! Vanity much?
Okay fine, fine. Everything on this page except my stuff, because I'm so very modest, and not at all a million times better than everyone forever and rightful lord and master of all, is awesome. There, happy now?

Fun fact: I once saw KidKris make out with a radioactive, three-nosed African bush elephant. He made me promise not to tell anyone and to burn the records, but apparently I'm not very good at keeping promises.