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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Actually, I have a theory that the Immortal's Handbook is an example of a closed temporal loop.
    The publishers went forward in time, bought the handbook, and brought it back in time, showing it to sane D&D players.
    The now previously-sane unfortunates head-desking thrashings of induced madness against a conveniently placed keyboard were used for the body of text for the Immortal's Handbook.
    And thus, the Illithid empire was created.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Tyger View Post
    While an epileptic monkey golem would be fearsome, I'm afraid I don't know their density off the top of my head.
    They are mammals, so I'd say about 1.05? The boxing glvoes won't change that much.
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