ladies and gentlemen (and anything in between if You consider yourself not in either of thsoe categories),
I hereby open for you the possibility to request a haiku.
Impress your gilrfliend?
or just for the occasion?
Ask and I will craft!
To get a haiku,
tell me what you will demand.
Information helps.
No telepathy,
neither leaving me guessing,
give it all to me.
Have you given all?
Then summon all your patience.
A haiku is made.