Meh, I was quoting the band "WHY?" but I ran out of verses I actually wanted to post.
Originally Posted by EL CHUPACABRAEL CHUPACABRA
SpoilerShowNote: Read background in Tom Hardy's Bane voice for best effect.
"Now is not the time for fear, that comes later. Now is the time I will break you!" - EL CHUPACABRA
"EL CHUPACABRA does not need your adoration, your applause, or your approval! All EL CHUPACABRA requires are your delicious tears of pain, the musical snapping of your spine, and the beauty of your darkest fears. EL CHUPACABRA will take on all opponents, because EL CHUPACABRA knows no limits! Once, EL CHUPACABRA fell prey to fear due to foul magics, but he soon conquered it and held it close like a beautiful woman! Where lesser men would run screaming away from the horrors of the night, EL CHUPACABRA runs towards those same horrors to embrace them, and them crush them with his might! EL CHUPACABRA has studied under the famous War Mind and Luchador, Maestro Gris! At least three large foes have fallen to nothing more than EL CHUPACABRA's bare hands, and many times that number of women have fallen to his virility! EL CHUPACABRA is not impressed that you can swing a sword and kill a little kobold! EL CHUPACABRA fights with his heart, mind, body, soul, and machismo! This is the sobering reality of your situation! You do not face a mere man nor a simple beast. You face an avatar of the terror which lurks in the darkest corners of your pathetic, mewling body. YOU FACE EL CHUPACABRA!"
LN Half-Giant(+1 LA) Martial Wizard (Conjurer) 4/Dread Witch 5/War Mind 5/Reaping Mauler 5
Banned Schools: Enchantment, Evocation
Level Class Base Attack Bonus Fort Save Ref Save Will Save Skills Feats Class Features 1st Conjurer 1 +0 +0 +0 +2 Escape Artist (2), Intimidate (1), Knowledge(Arcana) 2, Knowledge(Psionics) 4, Tumble (2) Improved Unarmed Strike(B), Shape Soulmeld(Girallon Arms) Abrupt Jaunt, Fighter Bonus Feat, Spellcasting 2nd Conjurer 2 +1 +0 +0 +3 Intimidate (2), Knowledge(Arcana) 3, Knowledge(Psionics) 5 3rd Conjurer 3 +1 +1 +1 +3 Escape Artist (3), Tumble (3) Clever Wrestling 4th Conjurer 4 +2 +1 +1 +4 Knowledge(History) 2, Knowledge(Psionics) 7 5th Dread Witch 1 +2 +1 +1 +6 Escape Artist (4), Knowledge(Psionics) (8) Master of Terror, Unnatural Will 6th Dread Witch 2 +3 +1 +1 +7 Intimidate 4, Tumble (4) Bonus Essentia Absorb Fear 7th Dread Witch 3 +3 +2 +2 +7 Spellcraft 4 Fearful Empowerment 1/day 8th Dread Witch 4 +4 +2 +2 +8 Escape Artist (5), Tumble (5) Delay Fear, Greater Master of Terror 9th Dread Witch 5 +4 +2 +2 +8 Concentration 1, Intimidate 5, Knowledge(Arcana) 5 Practiced Spellcaster Fearful Empowerment 2/day, Horrific Aura, Reflective Fear 10th War Mind 1 +5 +4 +4 +8 Autohypnosis 1, Intimidate 8 Chain of Personal Superiority +2 11th Reaping Mauler 1 +6 +6 +6 +8 Intimidate 9, Tumble 8 Improved Grapple(B), Mobility(B) Improved Grapple, Mobility 12th Reaping Mauler 2 +7 +7 +7 +8 Intimidate 10, Tumble 11 Psycrystal Affinity Adept Wrestling +1 13th Reaping Mauler 3 +8 +7 +7 +9 Intimidate 11, Tumble 14 Counter Grapple, Sleeper Lock 14th Reaping Mauler 4 +9 +8 +8 +9 Intimidate 12, Tumble 17 Adept Wrestling +2 15th Reaping Mauler 5 +10 +8 +8 +9 Intimidate 15, Tumble 18 Psycarnum Crystal Devastating Grapple 16th War Mind 2 +11 +9 +9 +9 Intimidate 17, Never Outnumbered Chain of Defensive Posture +2 17th War Mind 3 +12 +9 +9 +10 Intimidate 19, Tumble 19 Enduring Body (DR 1/-) 18th War Mind 4 +13 +10 +10 +10 Intimidate 21, Tumble 20 Imperious Command 19th War Mind 5 +14 +10 +10 +10 Concentration 2, Intimidate 22, Tumble 21 Sweeping Strike
Starting Ability Scores (including racial adjustments):
Str - 16
Dex - 10
Con - 14
Int - 14
Wis - 14
Cha - 14
Final Ability Scores:
Str - 18 (4th, 8th)
Dex - 10
Con - 14
Int - 14
Wis - 14
Cha - 16 (12th, 16th)
Spells known, spells/day, powers known, power points/day
Level 0lvl 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 1st 3 1 - - - - - - - - 2nd 4 2 - - - - - - - - 3rd 4 2 1 - - - - - - - 4th 4 3 2 - - - - - - - 5th 4 3 2 - - - - - - - 6th 4 3 2 1 - - - - - - 7th 4 3 3 2 - - - - - - 8th 4 4 3 2 1 - - - - - 9th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 10th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 11th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 12th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 13th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 14th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 15th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 16th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 17th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 18th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - - 19th 4 4 3 3 2 - - - - -
Sample of spells known:
As a wizard, EL CHUPACABRA is not limited in spells known. That said, here are the spells relevant to his various tricks.
Babau Slime, Cause Fear, Mage Armor, Shield
Balor Nimbus, Fearsome Grapple, Mirror Image, Scare
Evard's Black Tentacles, Fear
Level Power points/day 1st 2 2nd 2 3rd 2 4th 2 5th 2 6th 2 7th 2 8th 2 9th 2 10th 4 11th 4 12th 4 13th 4 14th 4 15th 4 16th 7 17th 9 18th 16 19th 22
In addition to his Stomp 1/day psi-like ability, EL CHUPACABRA has the following powers known:
Grip of Iron, Synesthete
Early in his career, EL CHUPACABRA can play much like a standard Abrupt Jaunt conjurer. However, he prefers to get in close to his opponents and either choke the life out of them in a grapple, or punch them into submission. His spells assist in this process (Mirror Image, Mage Armor, and Shield all help him avoid injury while Babau Slime and Balor's Nimbus let him fry an enemy in a grapple), making him a far better grappler than any other. At level 4, with Fearsome Grapple active, he's got up to a +15 to his grapple check (+2 BAB, +3 Str, +2 Girallon Arms Soulmeld, +4 Powerful Build, +4 Fearsome grapple), which only goes up when he faces large or larger opponents. His fear causing abilities are mostly only found in spells, with some weak intimidation ability.
His Dex score is a straight 10, because he plans to spend most of his time in a grapple, where he would be denied his Dex bonus to AC anyway. And if he winds up in a grapple where the odds are not in his favor, he can use Abrupt Jaunt to break free.
EL CHUPACABRA is now quite comfortable choking out those who dare oppose him while staring down their friends. He has finished off Dread Witch, and it's fear causing abilities are good, but won't truly be capitalized on until later. However, the increase in caster level and his Practiced spellcaster feat give him enough of boost to get an additional +4 from Fearsome Grapple (for a total of +8), which keeps him well equipped in most grapples.
Level 15 - "Lugar Dulce"
Now EL CHUPACABRA has nearly mastered the art of both the grapple and the menacing stare. His intimidate score is excellent, helped handily by Dread Witch, and he's gotten everything but the capstone for Reaping Mauler. Thanks to the Grip of Iron power he picked up from War Mind, his grapple mod is an astronomical +41 (+9 BAB, +4 Str, +6 Girallon Arms Soulmeld, +4 Powerful Build, +4 Improved Grapple, +8 Fearsome Grapple, +4 Grip of Iron, +2 Adept Wrestling), before adding in the bonus from Clever Wrestling.
At last we see EL CHUPACABRA at his peak. He can strike terror into the hearts of his foes thanks to a sky-high intimidate, Dread Witch, Never Outnumbered, and Imperious Command. In addition, he can grapple with titans and win with his impressive +50 grapple mod (+54 when grappling actual Titans). So when he says he will break his opponent, he can deliver on his promise to break both their body, and their spirit. He also picks up on last, neat trick in the form of some unique battlefield control. Thanks to Sweeping Strike from War Mind, he can initiate a grapple against two adjacent foes at the same time, thereby trapping both with him in a grapple they are unlikely to escape.
Player's Handbook (Wizard, Improved Unarmed Strike, Improved Grapple, Cause Fear, Scare)
Complete Warrior (clever Wrestling, Reaping Mauler)
Expanded Psionics Handbook (Half-giant, War Mind, Psycrystal Affinity, Synesthete, Grip of Iron, Hustle)
Magic of Incarnum (Shape Soulmeld, Bonus Essentia, Psycarnum Crystal, Girallon Arms soulmeld)
Spell Compendium (Balor Nimbus, Fearsome Grapple)
Player's Handbook 2 (Abrupt Jaunt Conjurer ACF)
Complete Arcane (Practiced Spellcaster)
Unearthed Arcana (Martial Wizard Variant)
Heroes of Horror (Dread Witch)
Drow of the Underdark (Imperious Command)