Interrogation Techniques

[Athenodorus]

Torturer: "Good, you've earned yourself a quick death." (kills victim and goes off to be eaten)

This is gold. I wouldn't hesitate to use something like this should my players resort to torture.

Edit, offtopic: Thanks for the Slate link. It's interesting. Though I believe continually eating nothing but MREs can result in some *very* unpleasant, um, lower digestive issues.