Memo to Hel:

"Re: Recent motive rant of your minion.

"This sort of feeble excuse is why no-one has much sympathy for you in spite of your obvious parental handicap. Please note that other Dieties associated with Death and/or Destruction (cf, observed case of Nergal) have been shown as being able to attract Clerical followers. Perhaps your error is in the insistance on choosing, as vessels for your power on the material plane, such entities as Ghouls and Wights that, owing to their known predatory habits, are apt to be highly unpopular and likely to attract severe and terminal attention.

"Please note that it is news to us, and seems logically somewhat flawed, that a Cleric of Death must need be Undead.

"Please adapt your operating protocols accordingly that such unpleasantness as the Case of Brother D. Thundershield may be avoided in the future.

"Have a nice day,

[Signed]

Wee Jas
Nerull
Odin
Orisis
Hades"