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Sgt. Cookie raises his hand

I give permission.
Spoiler: Sgt. Cookies Jar of Cookies
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Sgt. Cookies Jar of Cookies are a source of infinite cookies. Inside a Sgt. Cookies Jar of Cookies is an infinite supply of chocolate chip cookies as well as 10 white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. A Macadamia nut cookie may be consumed as a standard action, granting the consumer both a huge boost in morale due to the taste of the cookie as well as a strong desire for another cookie.

As a result of the morale boost, the consumer of the cookie behaves as if under the effects of a Heroes Feast spell.

As a result of the desire to enjoy another cookie, if the consumer would be brought into -10 or lower hitpoints within an hour of eating a macadamia nut cookie, the consumer does not die as doing so would prevent the consumer from enjoying more cookies. Instead, the cookie consumer lives until the end of their next turn, refusing to die and being able to act normally, regardless of how much damage they have taken.

Once all 10 white chocolate macadamia nut cookies are consumed the jar only contains an infinite supply of chocolate chip cookies. The white chocolate macadamia nut cookies may be replaced by placing freshly baked white chocolate macadamia nut cookies into the jar, however these cookies must be of exceptional quality, requiring a DC25 Profession (Baker) check to make.