Yes, yes, all hail Zaydos, all glory to the Hypnotoad, and so forth, of course. Get back to work, people.

Zaydos, the company has decided to start investing in the field of television programming, and our committee has selected you as a top candidate for a starring role in the program. It would be in addition to your duties in the Tax Department, but would include an increase in salary, plus royalties. Also a few royals. (One of our sponsors pays in princesses.)

The premise is thus: You, along with two other hosts selected from a rotating panel (we've already gotten confirmation from Malystryx, Brazzemal the Bright, and an avatar of Bahamut, we're waiting on others) will hear petitions from Artificers, Warlocks, and Wizards, who seek an investment from your hoard to promote their latest projects. You will receive the right to royalty fees from any in whom you invest, and to devour them and their families if they fail to produce profitable results.

Our preliminary title for the project is Dragons' Den. Your thoughts?