Permission, Pema
School transmutation; Level schlep 1

Casting Time 1 minute
Components E, T, F (a laptop with internet connection)

Range Personal
Target You
Duration Instantaneous
Saving Throw None (Harmless); Spell Resistance No

You weave a pointlessly overwrought joke, allowing any creature on the Giant in the Playground forums to write you into a feat, spell, template, weapon, deity, vestige, skill, midsize sedan, souffle recipe, etc. for the D&D 3.5 or Pathfinder game systems. If a creature does so, they must notify with a link to content.