I am the very model of a Roguish Elven Gunslinger
I've got my sneaky boots on and a very twitchy gunfinger
I know the kings all hate it when I stop their fights historical
By killing all the warriors both quickly and methodical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand trajectories, the air drag is quadratical
I know the myth of Isis, Horus' mother and the sunbringer
I am the very model of a Roguish Elven Gunslinger
****I am limited to one musical interlude per session.