Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
I'm literally only reading it because I unironically like Salad's character as "the non emo Uchiha".
I blame this on Shizune (Dan's Niece, Tsunade first apprentice) for ruining Salad.

Sasuke and Sakura did their best to continue the Uchiha legacy via mixing wonderful parenting techniques and the best genetic stock available to Konoha. With the destruction of the Uchiha clan, it made complete and utter sense for Sauske to mate with a enthralled woman who possess a split personality. Sasuke and Sakura were loving parents, they did their best to truly mess up Salad for Salad's own sake, to help unlock the emo Uchiha potential that lies dormant in Salad

It is due to Shizune's brainwashing, as well as the interference of that damn pig Tonton that Salad turned out ... kinda normal. Damn them

(What was said above may be containing a little sarcasm and a little jest )