I would be honored if someone made me into a M:tG card.
As for making a card of someone:
Red Fel. Exemplar of Balance 2WB
Planeswalker- Fel (mythic)
+1: Up to one target creature gains lifelink and deathtouch until end of turn.
-2: Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at end of turn or if it leaves the battlefield.
-7: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control attacks, you gain 1 life" and "Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, its controller loses 1 life."
Starting Loyalty: 4
Spoiler: Render
Because, yeah, Fel's evil, but there are rules on how good and evil interact, and dang it, someone's gotta keep everyone in line.