Uncreation - 4RR
Sorcery - R
Exile all nonplaneswalker permanents. For each creature card exiled this way, its owner takes 2 damage. For each artifact card exiled this way, its owner discards a card. "A portal to the Blind Eternities!? What are you thinking!?" - Nissa Revane
This exiles all lands too, they don't print that stuff for six mana any more. Also red is bad at removing enchantments.
Althrad's Needle - 4
Legendary Artifact - R
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player chooses a creature and puts a -1/-1 counter on it.
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Originally Posted by Cizak
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.