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    Default Re: Immortalize your name in bees

    Quote Originally Posted by Bhu View Post
    omg that is just adorable...thats goin' in if you let me.

    http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.ph...3226#msg313226 added more items

    http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.ph...3227#msg313227 epic spells done, just need to do the templates that go with them
    Go right ahead.

    And I have and I have a new spell for you too. Actually 2 spells, because who doesn't want to ride into battle with their own theme music?!

    Flight of the Bumblebee
    Transmutation [sonic]
    Level: Brd 4, Drd 4, Rgr 4, Sor/Wiz 4
    Components: V, S
    Casting Time: One Standard Action
    Range: Medium (100 feet + 10 feet/caster level)
    Target: One winged flying creature
    Duration: 10 minutes/level (D)
    Saving Throw: None
    Spell Resistance: No

    When you cast this spell on a winged flying creature, its wings create a rambunctious musical effect reminiscent of a flying bumblebee that can be heard for miles. This prevents the flying creature from moving silently for as long as the song lasts. Magical silence is also negated.

    With thanks to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov. Flight of the Bumbleee A variant of this spell can be used on any creature used as mount. That is known as Ride of the Valkyries.

    Ride of the Valkyries
    Transmutation [sonic]
    Level: Brd 4, Drd 4, Rgr 4, Sor/Wiz 4
    Components: V, S
    Casting Time: One Standard Action
    Range: Medium (100 feet + 10 feet/caster level)
    Target: One creature used as mount
    Duration: 10 minutes/level (D)
    Saving Throw: None
    Spell Resistance: No

    When you cast this spell on a creature used as a mount, a rambunctious musical effect reminiscent of a battle cry that can be heard for miles. This prevents the creature from moving silently for as long as the song lasts. Magical silence is also negated.

    Listen up here: Ride of the Valkries Yes, Wagner.

    Alternative lyrics

    We fly through the night skies
    Flapping our fat thighs
    Picking up dead guys
    There goes one now!

    On Wagons we load em
    To take 'em to Odin
    And see if he knowed 'em
    Sometimes he does!

    We take 'em to Asgard
    Right through the front yard
    Smells like a stockyard
    [hold nose and say]I think so too!

    I'm sure there is more but I can't seem to locate it (or the author)

    And as I channel Elvis: Thank you, thank you very much [ducking the tomatoes that are surely being thrown my way].

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