Spoiler: Kubrick Quotes
"Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water?" – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"My boys will give you the best kind of start, fourteen hundred megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"Yes, but the... whole point of the doomsday machine... is lost... if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?" – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"Ok. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you? You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
"Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition." – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"
" I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!" – Kubrick, "Dr. Strangelove"