Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
Bah! Keep that pretty boy stuff. I like my guitars tuned lower than the underworld and my vocals deeper than Satan's armpits.
Dude, I get you like music that is different from the music I like, and I'm okay with that. My problem is that's just unsanitary. You should probably take a shower to wash off whatever you got on you in those two places.

Shower with GLORY with shower heads made of STEEL!

Just don't use the conditioner made of the swords of heroes. I did that once, and I still have cuts from it. Fun Fact: holy steel doesn't dull, neither does the steel enchanted with the power of ancient dragons.

Probably the last secret message I'll leave, but I'm having way too much fun with this argument.
I also completely didn't notice what you put for your location until I made this post. Nice Slayer reference!