Iron Chef Optimisation Challenge in the Playground XCI

[Zaq]

I have identified a possibly mission-threatening flaw in my stupid build idea. It would not be a problem in a home game, but it's kind of a problem here, where we have to be at least RAWful Neutral. I have a couple workarounds, but they're either hilariously expensive in terms of build resources, dicey by RAW, or using a flamethrower as a flyswatter (completely disproportionate to the desired effect). That said, I may go for something anyway just because it's funny, or at least thematic enough to be stubborn about.

Damn shame that [REDACTED] is generally considered to be Bad Juju to feature heavily.