"Oh my gosh, let me tell you about Princess Blizzard Weeps. She's, like, so amazing and cool - pun is totally intended! - and so powerful. She can do almost anything and everyone listens to her. Like, if Supermare and Blizzard Weeps were to fight, Blizzard would totally win. She's totally top tier Princess, and is THE highest level alicorn. THE. HIGHEST. LEVEL.

I only wish I was more directly connected to her. My useless dad thinks there's no point in trying to get back into her good graces. I hate that. Obviously there are so many reasons to.

But... uh, I think I've said enough.

If you could change who you are, would you do it?"