Quote Originally Posted by ben-zayb View Post
A Math Dept. Braille Program with a regular schedule. That's a very nice wish, so let me grant you a pretty accommodating regular schedule for that.

I wish people are at least as altruistic as Dr.Gunsforhands.
What a cruel and unusual wish! Very well, your wish for a Purple Anger Beast as cannabalistic as Laestrygonians has been granted!

I wish this Purple Anger Beast doesn't try to eat me