Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
Hold on a moment, I need to let the glue holding this paper mache horn to the stick horse dry.

...what? The toy store was out of the unicorn ones.

I wish to be the star of my own harem comedy.
Sorry, we couldn't afford good voices. They all sound like Fran Drescher!
While we're at it, I'd like to be a pokemon master.