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Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)
Amazing avatar by the magnificent Linkele
GNU Terry Pratchett
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."