*"just sit on the problem" should never be the first course of action.
**especially if the problem is currently a player.
*groin attacks are always permitted in game. groin attacks, however accidental, to players or the gm are not.
*no more throwing my pet rock.
**even if the victim insulted said pet rock based on its weight.
*** i am preemptively banned pre-gunpowder siege engines.
**** i am preemptively banned pet rocks as animal companions.
*if my character's weapon needs more damage dice than what i can hold in both hands, it's gonna get nerfed.
**same goes for damage rolls.
*no more conning players into eating "pickled green beans", even if they're too stupid to not know the difference between green beans and hot peppers.
*no, projectile vomiting is never a surprise attack.
**it will force a constitution check, however.
***you're playing a drug dealer, not a slaad!!
*the following classes are preemptively banned: irs agent, lawyer, tax collector, loan shark.
**they are however worth double xp.
*halfling war kazoos are supposed to be a joke, not a mid-game goal.
**same goes for orc didgeridoos.
***no hollowing out a greatclub for the double whammy, no matter my craft (instrument) skill.
*"thicker than a kardashian's rear-end" is not a valid insult for a dimwit in pathfinder.
**"faker than photoshop" can't be said in pathfinder, either.
*no, the game is not more boring than vanilla ice cream.
*no more making the dm snort tortilla chips in surprise.
*no matter how much i beg, "baby punting" is not an orkish federated sport.
** baby eating competitions are not a gnoll pay-per-view event.
*nothing should ever go "splat" from being punted. before the landing, anyways.
**cannot bring a punt gun to a baby punting competition i organized.
***cannot start a baby punting league.
****even if they're elf babies.