Quote Originally Posted by Aquillion View Post
Every time I see this thread, it fills me with a weird urge to create a "What if... Shojo killed Miko?"

Everything happens as in comic 406 up until the panel where Miko reaches for her sword; instead, she turns away and moves to walk back down the stairs, saying that Shojo will rot in jail. Suddenly, without warning, he lunges at her and kills her in one attack, revealing that while he was an Aristocrat, he was actually something like a level 30 Epic Aristocrat and always carried a +5 Keen Anarchic Humanbane Katana just in case he needed to end a Paladin.

What happens after that?
Oh, maybe he was actually sitting in the next room, and we were just seeing an illusion of him!