Well, I assume it's pretty likely whoever is in charge is some anti-progress person, likely descendant of some eco-terrorist who wanted to stop people from destroying the world. That's why they petrified everyone and now keeps the survivors isolated to the island. At least that's my guess. How much is still known to the current rulers apart from tradition remains to be seen, though I guess someone knows how to work a radio.

The petrification is getting weirder... Like, what is this, a flash bang? Are we ever getting a decent explanation on that?

As I said, this cuteness thing makes little sense... But if it gets played for laughs I guess I can live with it. Just don't expect me to take you serious next time you 'kill' someone, comic.