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Jack stands up. "Well, now you 'ave said those things, 'n I suppose a fight is in order. Telue, would you like to join?" Jack slurs and sways extremely convincingly, in a way which I cannot replicate.
"Well, alright then, you dam pumpkin!"

"Me? Join a fight as if it were a ball game? You must be joking."

The guy, totally taken in by the drunken-scarecrow act, comes at Jack with a roundhouse punch.