Nyeh nyeh neyh, I don't like your book because it might cause my existence to unravel!
Why do demons have to be so picky about everything?
"It's only mostly empty because the amount of storage space it represents is silly," Zee says back. "It has a tremendous amount of information written in it already. The space left is just tremendiouser."
Is that a word?
Zee really doesn't care.
"I'm offering you an account of a place filled with knowledge that is absolutely inaccessible otherwise. You can take it, or I can get you and your friends some snacks."
Everyone likes snacks?