Your oversight is forgivable. The public insult is not. The only person I can take that from is the court jester. Guess what your new job is?

Your Majesty, I know the jester was strangled, shot, drowned, poisoned, stabbed, boiled alive and dumped into a sausage mincer. I know that witnesses say I did it. What I want to know is, based on the cheering that was going on as it happened, is anyone going to miss him?