Zzwhuh? Oh, sorry, I fell asleep halfway through that. I had a prophetic dream, too! I dreamt that you were an idiot who fell asleep at his post and that you were dishonorably discharged and exiled to the desert. Oh, look! I think one of our dreams is coming true!

I confess: I am an evil twin. My body was forged with illegal magic using the shadows cast by another woman's soul. That person is the one robbing your opium merchants and tax collectors, not me.