2019-08-26, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
Barbarian in the Playground
Re: If I sat on the Throne....
I order you to put on a play detailing these acts. And Rob Schneider has to star in it. Have fun with that.
Originally Posted by Korith
I invited my boss over to my house for an unforgettable lunch-in. I accidentally burnt my roast and sought to pass off generic fast food as my own burgers. My boss nearly uncovered my devilish plan many times so I had to keep lying. Long story short, I didn't turn the over off and the fire eventually consumed my house and the life of my mother...but my boss believed all my crazy explanations.