Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
As Criminal: My lord, as your regent I have been handing out the most terrible punishments I could conceive of. How was I to know that the recipients of these punishments were the heirs to your throne? Well, at least those naughty ruffians are out of the way now...
I order you to put on a play detailing these acts. And Rob Schneider has to star in it. Have fun with that.

I invited my boss over to my house for an unforgettable lunch-in. I accidentally burnt my roast and sought to pass off generic fast food as my own burgers. My boss nearly uncovered my devilish plan many times so I had to keep lying. Long story short, I didn't turn the over off and the fire eventually consumed my house and the life of my mother...but my boss believed all my crazy explanations.