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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    BardGuy

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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

    Nova: "Grab everything you can! Stuff my pants if you have to!"

    June: "Segway chase scene!"
    NH: "Laaaaammmmeeee!"

    Dan: "Roombas are not meant to go twenty miles an hour!"
    MoP: "It's like riding the world's tiniest rollercoaster."

    Nova: "And we make a clean getaway!"
    Marv: "At least until something stupid happens."
    Nova: "Dammit! Now you jinxed it!"
    Ambient voice: "Ohohohohohoho!"
    Nova: "DAMMIT"

    June: "I can't be seen like this!"
    NH: "Why?"
    June: "I'm naked!"
    NH: "So what? I'm naked all the time."

    Anastasia: "Is that everything?"
    Marv: "Pretty much."
    Nova: "Yeah, you got it all."
    Anastasia: "I don't believe you. Victor! Make sure they aren't hiding anything else. Be through!"
    *Ominous rubber snapping sound*

    Dan: "You look ridiculous."
    June: "They were the only clothes I could find! Give me a break!"
    NH: "I still don't see why this is such a big deal."
    June: "Night, for the sake of argument, how would you feel if someone shaved off all the hair on your body?"
    NH: "... I see your point."

    Nova: "We just got strip searched by the Hulk with a catcher's mitt!"

    Anastasia: "Just submit already! Join my army, and be a part of something greater!"
    Nova: "You've got nothing we want!"
    Anastasia: "We have cookies."
    Nova: "Ngh..."
    Anastasia: "A full health plan including dental."
    Dan: "Urgh..."
    Anastasia: "Access to fully stocked laboratories and research stations."
    June: "Ahh..."
    Anastasia: "Access to portal technology."
    NH: "..."
    Anastasia: "And for a limited time new hires get a free loli."
    *beat*
    Marv: "...why are you all looking at me?"

    NH: "Fresh air? A clear sky? Green fields? We're in Equestrian! Finally, normality!"
    Dan: "Is that pink cloud raining chocolate milk?"
    NH: "Normality!"
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