5e has an Arcane Trickster who does. And Rogue/Thief has Use Magic Device at level 13.
That would be Mireball: lots of mud in a 20' radius.... you could have had the chance to cast Magic Moth, Speak with Dad, or Direball.
Stroke of Duck takes us to close to NSFW / not family friendly for us to continue this digression. The Canning action might be useful in a survival situation, to be sure.Though you could still be pretty useful. You'd never worry about running out of food if you're liberal with Canning Action, your Evasion would be improved with Stroke of Duck, and as an assassin, you could really hinder people with Deaf Strike.