Zodi Plays: Kirby Super Star (Kirb Your Enthusiasm)

[Lord Raziere]

Kirby Watch Day One:
Here we see the Kirbus Balloonica in its current habitat. It is a predatory animal, eating anything it sees. Commonly known as "Kirby" it is the only known specimen of its species. It exhibits a wide range of powers and abilities based on absorption and replication of those it hunts. It is incredibly light yet is capable of eating seemingly unlimited amounts of food. No one knows where the mass goes.

On this field research project, we see Kirby exhibit a strange power to produce one of its prey out of nowhere as an ally, possibly mind controlled or as an extension of itself to help it combat other animals and survive in its environment. This power has not been observed in other studies upon this species, whether this ability is season-dependent or some other factor is currently unknown. Oddly enough this "ally animal" is fumbling about despite its seeming usefulness, perhaps the Kirby is still learning to properly control its second body?

We see the specimen known as "Dedede" of the Azure Penguinus Gigantica species, stealing all the food in Kirby's environment. This is a clear encroachment on Kirby's territory. Uncommonly intelligent for an animal of its size, Kirby acts to get the food back from this scavenger. He tracks Dedede down and defeats him at his nest, that is constructed to look much like a castle, as the Penguinus Gigantica species is known to make such things in imitation of authoritative power to assert its position as the king of the jungle. However Kirby, probably being an alien species, doesn't obey this habitats hierarchy and soundly defeats Dedede once again. Dedede of course doesn't understand this as its natural instincts will prompt him to rebuild and make a new nest once again.

Croikey! We see Kirby inflate up and carry the nest back on its feet! This is a rare sight, it is. Kirby is of course intending to carry all the food back to its home, but is unaware that its falling back to the rest of the inhabitants of its environment. Kirby despite its incredible power, is not a very attentive animal. Whether this means that it is so highly advanced in its biology that it can afford to not be alert to anything because nothing is dangerous to it, or whether its current environment offers no danger for Kirby's species survival instincts to activate and experience a fight or flight response, is unknown.

We will be continuing to study Kirby to learn more of this mysterious species.