Quote Originally Posted by Chauncymancer View Post
I actually realized this a bit ago: You can't put realistic medieval frenchmen into a D&D game, as it will be literally impossible for the players to feel like heroes helping these people.
Adventurers Adventurers! My children were down at the edge of the forest cat-bagging and they were attacked by an owlbear! Please help!
Cat bagging?
You know, that game where you put a bunch of kittens in a sack and light it on fire. If you don't hurry they'll be killed!
Good. **** your children.
Good. Now there's just one thing left that you need to do. Take that historically accurate medieval european society, and make them orcs or goblins.