"Look guys I know you're my friends and this is a social game where we come to relax with people we trust, but...it's in the module! What do you want me to do, just rewrite a whole encounter because you have a crippling phobia? I don't think I can bring myself to violate the sanctity of this 30-cent pamphlet some random nobody from the internet {scrubbed} out onto dmsguild.com!"