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'So let me get this straight - you put a bunch of miniature volcanoes in the heart of your underground city, then sealed your city up, then flooded the vampire army outside with magma?'
Archmage Bilimoro "The Unwise", The Last Light of the Winter War, act 2, scene 4.*

* Editor's Note: In keeping with the rules and regulations of the Ministry of Culture we are required to remind our readers that the roles of Bilimoro and the other townsfolk are reserved for condemned criminals who are burned and crushed to death in the last act of the play. Violation of this rule is punishable by being cast as a towns-person in a production of The Last Light of the Winter War.


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